Beet1e quotes. Got any classics?

[Toad]

Tomato, I think you'll agree that I have generated his most memorable quote. What's my prize?  

[Leslie]

If it was me Toad, I'd give ya a hundred dollars.  But this ain't a competition.




Les

[NUKE]

Originally posted by Leslie
If it was me Toad, I'd give ya a hundred dollars.  But this ain't a competition.




Les

can you use your etching skills and make a million dollar bill for Toad? That would be cool, but I would not recommend trying to spend it at Walmart...they catch on fast over their

[tomato]

Originally posted by eskimo2
Did Beet1e make a poop shaped like the letter B again?

eskimo

You wouldn't want to know about those.

[tomato]

Originally posted by Toad
Tomato, I think you'll agree that I have generated his most memorable quote. What's my prize?  

I might just have to award you first prize, Mr Toad.  Apart from the fact that he's never said it.  Curiously, though, what would you like the prize to be?  

[tomato]

Originally posted by Steve
God bless the Brits. I love 'em, which means I love Beet1e too....even though on some days I'd like to wring his neck.

[Toad]

Originally posted by beet1e
No no no! I have the ability to be wrong, just as you have the ability to crash a plane. It's just that neither has ever happened yet.

 

Well, he didn't say it, he wrote it. But that's still a valid quote by definition.

Unless you have caught the disease from ole Shifty himself, that is.

I leave the prize to your creative imagination. Whatever you decide is fine.

[tomato]

Originally posted by Toad
Well, he didn't say it, he wrote it. But that's still a valid quote by definition.

Unless you have caught the disease from ole Shifty himself, that is.

I leave the prize to your creative imagination. Whatever you decide is fine.

When did you ever 'hear' him say anything, Mr Toad?   Yes, to catch an old shifty, you have to be an old shifty.  I've learned a few lessons.  

Now, as to the prize.  Toad is neck and neck with Toad.  Is that all you lot can come up with?!   :p

[vorticon]

Originally posted by Toad
Well, there's my "runner up quote. Thanks, Beet.

You're like a guy struggling in quicksand. It'll be up to your nose shortly.

assuming he has a traditional sized nose for an brit he should be able to handle breathing through his mouth till the cavalry arrive and shoot him with a crossbow.

[Leslie]

Originally posted by NUKE
can you use your etching skills and make a million dollar bill for Toad? That would be cool, but I would not recommend trying to spend it at Walmart...they catch on fast over their

Toad can probably make a million bucks a lot faster than I can.  He doesn't need a million dollar bill.

Why don't you speak for yourself Nuke?




Les:D

[beet1e]

surprised no one mentioned "Toodle-Pip"