Originally posted by storch 
You did better than I because I understood very little of either.  I thought it was funny just the same. 
 My post was a little misleading 

In fact I've my usual comprehension trouble with their English ,but it was new to me was to have the very same trouble with their French 

Plus I missed you quote because I generaly don't remember of dialogs except some in French  like :
-Les cons, ça ose tout. C'est même à ça qu'on les reconnaît.
-Dans la vie on partage toujours les emmerdes, jamais le pognon.
If you need help with the translation I'll try to translate 
