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Offline Red Tail 444

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« on: May 24, 2004, 04:00:19 PM »
...And here's why:
 
 According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us
 who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe
 the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.
 
 Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based
 paint.
 
 We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors
 or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had no
 helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking.)
 
 As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts
 or air bags.
 
 Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was
always a special treat.
 
 We drank water from the garden hose and not from
a bottle.
 
 Horrors!
 
 We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop
 with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because
 we were always outside playing

 We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one
 bottle, and no one actually died from this.

 We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
 and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot
 the brakes.
 
 After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to
 solve the problem.
 
We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
 as long as we were back when the street lights
 came on.
 
No one was able to reach us all day.
 
NO CELL PHONES!!!!!
 
 Unthinkable!
 
 We did not have Play Stations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no
 video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video
 tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones,
 personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
 
 We had friends!
 
 We went outside and found them.

 We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would
 really hurt.
 
 We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and
 teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
 
 They were accidents.
 
 No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?
 
 We had fights and punched each other and got black
 and blue and learned to get over it.
 
 We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and
 ate worms, and although we were told it would happen,
 we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms
 live inside us forever.
 
 We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked
 on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and
 talked to them.
 
 Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
 Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment.
 
 Some students weren't as smart as others, so they
 failed a grade and were held back to repeat the
 same grade.

Horrors!

 Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

 Our actions were our own.

 Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent bailing
 us out if we broke a law  was unheard of.
 
 They actually sided  with the law.
 
 Imagine that!
 
 This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers
 and problem solvers and inventors, ever.
 
 The past 50 years have been an explosion of
 innovation and new ideas.
 
 We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
 and we learned how to deal with it all.
 
 And you're one of them!
 
Congratulations!
 
 Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow
 up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our
 lives, for our own good !!!!!
 
 
 
 People under 30 are WIMPS !

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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2004, 04:03:04 PM »
How many times is this going to be posted.

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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2004, 04:11:52 PM »
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2004, 04:12:50 PM »
Chain letters are so kewl!

I'm surprised you old farts learned how to operate this new fangled doodad called the "Internet".
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2004, 04:13:59 PM »
If you was on my six it was just for fun, and a minute later you would be shot down :D
I am a Norwegian eating my fish, and still let my wife mess me around in stupid shops...

Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2004, 04:14:52 PM »
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Originally posted by StabbyTheIcePic
How many times is this going to be posted.


Ohhh I see.  If it's not a  post saying how great Kerry is or how the big bad evil conservative America is you just dont want to hear it.

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2004, 04:30:02 PM »
Thank God Nader is here to bubble-wrap the world.  We could get hurt.

Offline Swager

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2004, 04:33:19 PM »
Great post!  I always enjoy reading it!!

How true it is!

:)
Rock:  Ya see that Ensign, lighting the cigarette?
Powell: Yes Rock.
Rock: Well that's where I got it, he's my son.
Powell: Really Rock, well I'd like to meet him.
Rock:  No ya wouldn't.

Offline txmx

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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2004, 04:41:54 PM »
Let me have my lawyer read it over .
to make sure i am not being offended in any way.

:D

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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2004, 05:02:58 PM »
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Originally posted by StabbyTheIcePic
How many times is this going to be posted.


Must be a whiny 20 something....
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2004, 05:45:19 PM »
I got a great shock when I opened a running dishwasher when I was 3.  It didn't affect me in the least.

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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2004, 05:48:19 PM »
When I was 3, I received a great shock when I opened a dishwasher while it was operating.  Id didn't have any long term effects.

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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2004, 05:49:10 PM »
LOL
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2004, 05:49:48 PM »
I opened a dishwasher once.  It was on and it gave me a shock I won't forget.  That was when I was 3, and I haven't had any problems from it.

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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2004, 06:48:55 PM »
Hey Math... didn't you have a dishwasher story?