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Offline 2stony

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« on: May 25, 2004, 03:48:34 PM »
Has anyone had any "near death" experiences? I haven't, but am curious about those that have.

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Offline txmx

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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2004, 03:55:40 PM »
Yeppers.
In 1975 a friend and I had a head on on our dirt bikes.
We were both doing approx 45-50 mph
Broke my friends femur and wrist
Blew out my left acl and broke my breast bone.
Any way i remember dreaming and looking down at me and chris lying in the sand side by side him to my left.

I was floating about 10 ft above all of this.
No bright lights or anything like that just a dream like state very peacefull and warm.

Any way the next thing I know I am being asked by this cop standing over me If i wanted a ciggarett of all things.
Well  i was lying in the sand and chris was lying to my left exactly as I saw it in my "dream" .
Only It was not a dream as I was unconcieuse so i must have been close to going all the way out or something.

I never saw God  nor did I hear any voices.
I just felt very comfortable.

Get used to it as death Is you constant companion and will allways be there with you.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2004, 03:59:32 PM »
Heh, doesn't being shot at, and having a weapon pulled on me several times count?
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2004, 04:02:06 PM »
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Heh, doesn't being shot at, and having a weapon pulled on me several times count?


Yea but you were in a gay bar  :lol :rofl

Im sorry, I couldnt resist  LOL
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Offline txmx

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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2004, 04:02:36 PM »
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Heh, doesn't being shot at, and having a weapon pulled on me several times count?


Rip I believe they call that the BIG eyes and brown shorts syndrom:(
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2004, 04:05:36 PM »
closest ive come to death was about 10 meters from a highway(with no shoulder) HO with a ford...mother foolishly tried passing a semi nearing the top of the hill...hit the crest and all together to close was the truck...semi and truck slowed down mom sped up and slipped back in front of the semi with less than 10 meters to spare...
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Offline strk

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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2004, 04:08:20 PM »
I drowned once, was drunk and swimming at 2am at the beach.  I guess I passed out, one of my buds dragged me out and a lifeguard happened to be jogging on the beach - saved me

having seawater in your lungs is not pleasant but it was my own dumb bellybutton fault.
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Offline txmx

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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2004, 04:10:06 PM »
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having seawater in your lungs is not pleasant but it was my own dumb bellybutton fault.



No Doubt !!! salt water really screws up lung tissues bad.
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Offline mosgood

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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2004, 04:10:50 PM »
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Heh, doesn't being shot at, and having a weapon pulled on me several times count?


LOL  I know people that would call that marriage..
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Offline N1K2-J

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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2004, 04:11:51 PM »
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Heh, doesn't being shot at, and having a weapon pulled on me several times count?


You were shot at and had a weapon pulled on you?  Wow, I would have messed my drawers for sure if that had happened to me.  What did you do?  I hope nobody got hurt in this episode.

My closest call with death came when Stinky Pete (well, that's what my friends and I call him), the homeless guy that haunts the 7-11 down the corner from me stuck me with a needle.  It didn't hurt too much, but I was scared ****less for about 2 years afterwards.  Didn't know if he had some crazy disease like AIDS or Hep C that would kill me.
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2004, 04:15:51 PM »
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Originally posted by txmx
Yeppers.
In 1975 a friend and I had a head on on our dirt bikes.
We were both doing approx 45-50 mph
Broke my friends femur and wrist
Blew out my left acl and broke my breast bone.
Any way i remember dreaming and looking down at me and chris lying in the sand side by side him to my left.

I was floating about 10 ft above all of this.
No bright lights or anything like that just a dream like state very peacefull and warm.

Any way the next thing I know I am being asked by this cop standing over me If i wanted a ciggarett of all things.
Well  i was lying in the sand and chris was lying to my left exactly as I saw it in my "dream" .
Only It was not a dream as I was unconcieuse so i must have been close to going all the way out or something.

I never saw God  nor did I hear any voices.
I just felt very comfortable.

Get used to it as death Is you constant companion and will allways be there with you.


Not to mention all the deaths he's experienced here on this very BB.  They must count for something.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2004, 04:23:46 PM »
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Yea but you were in a gay bar  :lol :rofl

Im sorry, I couldnt resist  LOL


Yeah, but it scared me so bad I made the guy my BBS moderator! :D
 (I've never been good at "resisting" ;) )
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Offline strk

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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2004, 04:23:57 PM »
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Look ignoramus mess with me all you want but dont hijack this guys thread you inmature imbisill.


"imbecile"
"immature"
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« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2004, 04:25:59 PM »
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Look ignoramus mess with me all you want but dont hijack this guys thread you inmature imbisill.


Ahhh another satisfied customer.  it sure is nice to see hooked on phonics really does work.  congratulations.  please post your scores from your upcoming spelling bee.  I'll be rooting for you.

Oh and since you're no longer Mr. Black are you still going to assault Arlo at the Con?

Would that also count as a near death experience when Arlo shoves his size 26 up your chute?
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Offline strk

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« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2004, 04:35:28 PM »
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You got my point .
Stick to the topic or just say  nothing.


is this more of your humor that we don't understand?
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