The yank-n-bank SpitV manoeuvre in which the Spit dodges your pass, then turns to realign with you and has p-l-e-n-t-y of time to line up a 680 yard shot. I have a classic example on
film. I made two passes on the Spit, getting good hits on one pass, and fair hits on the second pass. No apparent damage.


So there I was, trying to put as much distance between myself and the con, when he starts the usual spray job. Finally, at 681 yards, his efforts are rewarded. A single ping knocks out my engine.

The real rub is that I was 680 yards away, with vertical separation of a
full 1400 ft! Unbelievable.
OK, I can anticipate the retorts I'm going to get -
1) He may have been 681 yards distant on YOUR FE, but you were probably 150 yards distant on HIS FE...
2) It may have seemed like one ping, but it might have been many hits!
3) Don't quit your day job. Or have you already?
to which I say "yeah yeah yeah

" - to all of those.
But I don't think we're going to see these in AH2. Why's that then? Because it's BS, that's why.