Before I get to the matter, I'd like everyone to know that despite having no previous posts to my name and registering only a few minutes ago, I am not MrBlack (or MissBlack, as the case may be). I am, however, Grunherz's sister, and since I now live 500 miles away from the guy, I can't really celebrate important events in his life by messing up his things with confetti and superglue. Instead, I figure the next best thing is to come here and let you guys do the electronic equivalent of the same.
Therefore, let it be known that everybody's favorite curmudgeonly future retired millionaire, Grunherz von Amreeka, is turning 24 years old today. I imagine he's reluctant to say anything himself, but he is actually a very decent guy and, well, he deserves a few celebratory words.
Sretan rodjendan, Grun.