Gee Strk...
Your source must have a tape recorder in the Oval Office in order to be able to quote Dubya so accurately.
Would love to hear what he and his lawyer talked about last week.
Think it goes something like this...
Dubya: "Gee Wally, I think I might be in trouble"
Wally the Lawyer: "Why do you say that Dubya."
Dubya: "Well, I haven't quite been telling the truth to the American people. That damn Ex Ambassador Wilson caught me telling another lie and embarrashed me in front of my MOMMY and my DADDY! That rat bastard liberal! I got so angry - I did a very bad thing"
Wally the Lawyer: "Oh attacking another country is not so bad. Those 3rd world countries are part of the Evil empire, it's ok to kill hundreds of thousands of women and children as long as they are not white.
Dubya: "well ok, but that's not the reason, I did do that for oil and to make my Daddy and my self RICH! No, I've betrayed the trust my country has given me, by telling revealing classified secrets to the press. But I did it for a good reason! I had to get back at that mean truth telling do-gooder Wilson. Yep! Dog gone it, he deserved what's coming to him. So, any way, I told a reporter his wife worked for the CIA, and what's worse. The VP, SoD and my CoS are also in on it."
[Silence...]
Wally the Lawyer: "Hmmm, that's not so bad. You can pardon your VP, pardon your SoD, and pardon your Cos. Just like your daddy did for Casper before he was indicted or even testified."
Dubya: "But what about me? I don't want to go to jail! I got a war on Terriors to run! My Righ Wing God Fearing supporters need me to fight against liberalism, freedom of the right wing press to sprew their hatred for everything non-conservative, the right to only Christian Prayer in school, and besides there's homosexuals in dem jails! And I'm afraid of homomsexuals! Can I declare the special prosecutor and all the democrats enemy combatants?"
Wally the Lawyer: "That might be a little over the top"
Wally The Lawyer: "I know, declare your self temporarily incompacitated, you know babble your words and drool, that's not so hard for you too do. oh say for about a 1 minute, just long enough for your VP to become president and pardon you!"
Dubya: "Yah that's the ticket!! By the way, want to help me blow up France!
Wally The Lawyer: "Darn tooten I do... YEEHAW!"