In high school this kid one day tried to trip me whenever he saw me in the hallway, he didn't succeed. I this idiot squatting down getting a book from in back of his locker, we had the narrow lockers, as well. Well, I hip-checked the donut and his skull became stuck within the locker. The screams made me laugh, after taunting him more, I left him there. The next day, I noticed 6 lockers that were not red like the others, these were grey (primer). I also noticed burn marks from a welder, on the edges. Needless he never tried it again, nor messed with me.
I also remember at Adrian College emptying salt shakers and filling them with milk, or merely unscrewing the cap (I always made sure, mine were Kool in the gang). Especially on steak nights. Out of habit, I still piss the wife off by checking salt shakers on our table at restaurants.
Karaya