Author Topic: "Senior Member"??? (Read 1055 times)

Maniac · « **Reply #30 on:** July 02, 2004, 07:24:18 PM »

LOL! Mathman!

Raptor · « **Reply #31 on:** July 02, 2004, 07:29:36 PM »

im kinda interested in seeing who has the largest post number.

brady looks like a good candidate

JB73 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 02, 2004, 07:55:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Raptor01
im kinda interested in seeing who has the largest post number.

umm that would be the diety called "ripsnort" in these parts.

dont forget he lost what 7000 posts with the BBS upgrade?

RvrndMax · « **Reply #33 on:** July 02, 2004, 08:02:36 PM »

I better start mindlessly posting so that someday, I too, may understand .....

what ROTFLMMFAOWPBFRKDTLMMFAOAROF really stands for

I hope it's clean ....

Now , who's brave enuff to switch Math's coffee to Decaf ?

JB73 · « **Reply #34 on:** July 02, 2004, 09:51:59 PM »

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Originally posted by RvrndMax
I better start mindlessly posting so that someday, I too, may understand .....

what ROTFLMMFAOWPBFRKDTLMMFAOAROF really stands for

I hope it's clean ....

Now , who's brave enuff to switch Math's coffee to Decaf ?

ROTFLMFAOSTCPMP

rolling on the floor laughing my f***** arse off scaring the cat and peeing my pants

YW

can be reversed somewhat:
ROTFLMFAOPMPASTC

i pronounce it rooofl am plastic

TweetyBird · « **Reply #35 on:** July 02, 2004, 09:58:34 PM »

>>We could really use a new system for Ranking BBS users.

0-1000- Junior Member
1001-5,000- Member
5001-20,000- Senior Member
25,000-100,000- Ripsnort
<<

0-300 thinks more than speaks
301-600 speaks when spoken to
601-900 speaks without thinking and kinda drunk
greater than 900 - wet brained moron

(in a moronic way)

Murdr · « **Reply #36 on:** July 02, 2004, 10:44:45 PM »

hmmmm
I thought the next level above "senior member"
was "throbbing member"

nopoop · « **Reply #37 on:** July 02, 2004, 11:18:28 PM »

No it's flaccid member.

DrDea · « **Reply #38 on:** July 03, 2004, 12:27:25 AM »

Not with Viagra it aint

AWCHKRS · « **Reply #39 on:** July 03, 2004, 07:29:05 AM »

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Originally posted by Mathman
In the heirarchy of the AH BBS, the difference between the three levels of "member" status is very important. I find that those people with the most posts are obviously the most intelligent and well spoken people capable of clearly conveying information, criticisms, and debating. They are often the best typers ever, making next to zero mistakes while typing.

Most importantly. they are also experts in just about everything, including, but not limited to the following: World War 2; World War 2 aircraft performance; the difference between Germans and Nazis; the moral, social, environmental, and political ramifications of the atom bomb employment to end the war with Japan; the benefits of the carpeted garage; the number of clearcoats on various cars; European politics; American politics; poper tactics for use by modern military forces in executing a war plan; why airliners crash; the true impact on American culture by Michael Moore and his films; how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop; why certain articles on the internet are clearly biased in favor of one viewpoint than another; how to pick up sarcasm in the typed word; how to troll; how not to bite on a troll; the value of the In-N-Out Double-Double; why Arnold Schwarzenegger is a good and/or bad governor of California; the difference between Belgium and France; why the British cops don't carry guns; why terrorists kill innocents; why governments kill innnocents; what goatse.cx really contains; the difference between a mute point and a moot point; how to cut and paste articles from news sites while working at Boeing; Creamo; the difference between a cherry pick and proper BnZ tactics; honor in the game and why chute killing is wrong; the fact that it is a game and chute killing is as dishonorable as killing a fly; why salad is not a food, but what food eats; why the P-38 is porked; why the P-38 isn't porked; what a luftwhiner is; how HTC operates; the "Allied Conspiracy" and how the Axis planes are neutered buut the Allied planes aren't; the fact that if the words "dirty bomb" are put into a post, the NSA and FBI start to circle your house with satelites and black helicopters while using the backdoor entrance to your computer; why it is always good to check Snopes if you read a great story in an email; how to beat a joke to death (see any thread containg the word "IN"); MrBlack's new identity; hopw to setup someone else's computer based on a single sentance posted to a message board; how to look at a whine about connection and know right away that it couldn't possibly be HTC's server that burped but a router somewhere in Chicago that is choking on the klez worm; the IQ level of a poster varies inversely as the number of smiley's in their post; how HTC's flight model for Aces High works and how it needs to be corrected; the armor penetration of the .50cal bullet when fired from a plane going 400mph in a 30 degree dive if it strikes 24.6 inch steel plate at an angle of 43.8 degrees; that all the bugs in AH2 are being quashed as you read this; what SPAM is really made of; why Snickers, packed with peanuts, really satisfies; why teachers aren't doing their jobs correctly concerning raising someone else's children; how the economy works; why Boroda still believes the Soviet system will prevail; what ROTFLMMFAOWPBFRKDTLMMFAOAROF really stands for; how Tommy McGuire died; the entire NACA charts for every plane ever made.

Yes, once you become a Senior Member, you too will be an expert in all that and more. Good luck and get posting!

Mathman, RightOn, and in addition to all that, on reaching Senior Stats, they are issued a Fellowship at Sam Huston Institution of Thechnology....good Ole S.H.I.T.

ROFLMAO...
~~CHECKERS....~~

Citabria · « **Reply #40 on:** July 03, 2004, 07:36:41 AM »

jesus brady 9000 posts my god.

how many keyboards have you been through to get that many?

Citabria · « **Reply #41 on:** July 03, 2004, 07:40:04 AM »

i think this fitting for my current number of posts

Words by Neil Peart, Music by Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson

Sprawling on the fringes of the city
In geometric order
An insulated border
In between the bright lights
And the far unlit unknown

Growing up it all seems so one-sided
Opinions all provided
The future pre-decided
Detached and subdivided
In the mass production zone

Nowhere is the dreamer
Or the misfit so alone

Subdivisions ---
In the high school halls
In the shopping malls
Conform or be cast out
Subdivisions ---
In the basement bars
In the backs of cars
Be cool or be cast out
Any escape might help to smooth
The unattractive truth
But the suburbs have no charms to soothe
The restless dreams of youth

Drawn like moths we drift into the city
The timeless old attraction
Cruising for the action
Lit up like a firefly
Just to feel the living night

Some will sell their dreams for small desires
Or lose the race to rats
Get caught in ticking traps
And start to dream of somewhere
To relax their restless flight

Somewhere out of a memory
Of lighted streets on quiet nights...

DrDea · « **Reply #42 on:** July 03, 2004, 08:31:08 AM »

Not subdivisions.Maby Overture.

brady · « **Reply #43 on:** July 03, 2004, 10:02:33 PM »

Actualy the same one:), I have had it for 5 computers now, I bought a new one but it sucked and I went back to this tierd old dog after a few days:)

Thier are other who have many more posts than I, some folks who have changed their names or been baned and come back with new nicks probaly have more by far than I.

6GunUSMC · « **Reply #44 on:** July 03, 2004, 10:11:02 PM »

Glad to see ya back Jellyman!