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Offline Boroda

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« on: July 09, 2004, 08:21:35 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2004, 08:29:35 AM »
Once Boroda ditched his YAK over the town of Lilliputt He was then dubbed "King Thong"

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2004, 08:38:43 AM »
"His second bottle of Vodka....."
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2004, 08:40:31 AM »
It ain't vodka...it's tequila (mescal), and Boroda ate the worm.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2004, 08:51:40 AM »
After one drink too many he dressed up in his wife's stripey top and her favourite shorts, fell asleep and was haunted by the time he painted a P47 model kit in the most inaccurate scheme ever seen.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2004, 08:57:04 AM »
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After one drink too many he dressed up in his wife's stripey top and her favourite shorts, fell asleep and was haunted by the time he painted a P47 model kit in the most inaccurate scheme ever seen.


It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt (telnyashka). Very practical and popular in ex-USSR.

Bottle is a "Topaz" vodka.
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2004, 08:58:37 AM »
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"His second bottle of Vodka....."

It wasn't the wodka that made him halicinate, it was the disorientation brought on by the combined visual effects of; the stripes on his shirt, the reflective velour chair, and the semi-metallic 1930s wallpaper.
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2004, 09:02:49 AM »
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It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt (telnyashka). Very practical and popular in ex-USSR.

Bottle is a "Topaz" vodka.


What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2004, 09:05:19 AM »
looks like he's got a goiter going on there too! :eek:
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2004, 09:19:14 AM »
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What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?


This underwear shirt is made of wool (usually) or of cotton (summer version, used in airborne troops). It's traditionaly has white/blue stripes, so sailors were visible against white sails and dark masts while working above deck. What you say is funny because it's traditionaly a sign of masculinity ;)

Chair looks like it's a part of furniture chosen by wife. I hate such things myself.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2004, 09:21:06 AM »
roooskie navy getup and a goiter?

Don't think this one is going to have a happy ending...

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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2004, 09:24:23 AM »
during 1st stage of withdrawl, some see ugly little black fuzzy spiders others see ugly little green plastic planes ...
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2004, 09:27:17 AM »
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It's not a "wife's stripey top", it's a sailor's undershirt  


There's a difference?
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2004, 10:30:02 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2004, 10:47:24 AM »
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What??????????? The entire Russian navy dresses in women's clothes.  :D :D :D  Ok I can accept that but explain the chair. That has to be the gayest and campest chair in the entire world?


You know why the russian navy uses powdered soap in the fleet. It takes longer to pick up in the shower.
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