Brat,
Do you put down your cocktail when you enter a dogfight?
Me no, thats why i fly MS twisties.  Got PP2 USB  for $35 couple years ago only because my new computer did not have a game port.  Replaced a perfectly good PP2 that I got at a garage sale for $5.  If you have a gameport on ur puter, I will see if the wife has not thrown it away and  will send it to ya gratis.  Basically used 2 joysticks regularlly for past 9 yrs.  Will look tomorrow.