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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #30 on: July 27, 2004, 12:24:36 PM »
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Ok, I got it, it's ok to break the law if you feel it is not an important one.


Dumping Toxins, I'll agree with you, two pissy-prettythang lilac bush branches?  You have a problem.  Furthermore, they are REQUIRED BY LAW to have signs posted.  Where you can actually read the bastids, not hidden by "trees" n chit.

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« Reply #31 on: July 27, 2004, 12:25:46 PM »
Habu,
I wouldn't worry about it. They'd probably be afraid of pressing charges in this lawsuit-happy time we live in. Too much hassle for them to follow through, anyway.
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« Reply #32 on: July 27, 2004, 12:26:33 PM »
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Dumping Toxins, I'll agree with you, two pissy-prettythang lilac bush branches?  You have a problem.  Furthermore, they are REQUIRED BY LAW to have signs posted.  Where you can actually read the bastids, not hidden by "trees" n chit.

Karaya


I'm not the one with the problem, I didn't break the law.
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #33 on: July 27, 2004, 12:27:24 PM »
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.

Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.

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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2004, 12:29:52 PM »
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I'm not the one with the problem, I didn't break the law.


Typical response when one's argument is null and void.  Keep backpedaling.  He didn't break the law, IF there are no signs.  The list of excuses Habu could bring up are endless.  No signs, no fine.  Habu, just pretend you're deaf.  

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« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2004, 12:31:08 PM »
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Typical response when one's argument is null and void.  Keep backpedaling.  He didn't break the law, IF there are no signs.  The list of excuses Habu could bring up are endless.  No signs, no fine.  Habu, just pretend you're deaf.  

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He broke the law, you are giving a song and dance, give it up.
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2004, 12:33:25 PM »
Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.

Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.

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« Reply #37 on: July 27, 2004, 12:35:00 PM »
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Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.

Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.


He's stumped on the "No Signs, No fines".  Keep to a story Habu and stick with it.   <>  Habu.

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« Reply #38 on: July 27, 2004, 12:35:33 PM »
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Actually I much prefer anything Masherbrum has posted to what you are saying sixpence.

Well time to log off for a bit. Police have not called and I am going to run some errands for the rest of the afternoon. Whew. Maybe I will stay home sick tomorrow. Long weekend is coming up. If I can avoid them till then I am probably home free.


In other words, he is being hauled off to jail
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #39 on: July 27, 2004, 12:39:52 PM »
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Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.

Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.


Habu, you're going away for a long, long time. Your life style as you know it is going to come to an end. I'm sure the black helicopter agents have a thick file of all your serious past discretions of the law. You know the ones:
Your failure to come to a complete stop at the limit line at stop signs. Throwing your gum wrappers on the street instead of a trash can. Going a few mph over the speed limit. Oh yeah, your occasional jaywalking, too. Oh my goodness, the times you spit on the sidewalk!
Now we have to add to the loooong and very serious list of dumping two lilac branches in someone elses dumpster.
Mr, you're going away for a long, long time. I mean the police have absolutely nothing better to do with their time. I'll bet at least five squad cars come screeching to a halt in front of your house, the cops with their guns drawn arriving at your door.
Maybe they'll have SWAT bust in first.
See what you did? That branch dumping incident just broke the camel's back.
Do they allow internet access from prison? Let us know.
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« Reply #40 on: July 27, 2004, 12:43:07 PM »
This is my troll Saburo! Get lost!
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2004, 12:46:12 PM »
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You will never be able to buy a firearm in the future, as you are now a wanted and dangerous man.  :D

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now now, it will only limit him to max. 3 hand guns 2 shotguns and 1 sniper rifle.

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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2004, 12:55:57 PM »
Oh no!!!!

they are going to use this post as evidence when they sentence you to death penalty, and all the people that post here telling you to do stuff are helping a criminal!

im calling the police!
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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2004, 12:59:28 PM »
Pssssstttttt!!! I have some connections that can fix you up. We can get you into Mexico at midnight tonight. You will have to stay two years at which time you may return home, but under a new identity, etc. :D
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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2004, 01:00:01 PM »
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This is my troll Saburo! Get lost!


GREEDY!!! I'll have you know that I just looked in my 'Internet Rulebook For Dummies.' No where does it say that a thread is restricted to one troll only. Actually if you'll look at page 59 (section 3 under Internet Thread Rules), paragraph 2,
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In any particular thread, the more trolls the better.

See? It's in writing in an official internet book, so it must be true.
You're wrong. Oh, and another thing, if you mention that your post was a troll, your troll becomes null and void.
It says that in my book too but I have to find that statement to post it here.

edit*** Found it (page 57 section 2 under Internet Thread Rules: Trolling, paragraph 3):
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Under no circumstances shall the troller state that he has been trolling. The truly skillful trolls are self-evident and need not be explained. If a troller has to explain that his/her statement was a troll, it becomes null and void.

There you go, concrete proof that your's doesn't count.
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. ... Bertrand Russell