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Offline JB73

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« Reply #60 on: July 27, 2004, 07:34:16 PM »
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Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.

Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.

you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.

hoep you are in good with your boss LOL
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« Reply #61 on: July 27, 2004, 08:26:11 PM »
Bleach is a good start for washing out the back of the truck, but what you really need is the amino activated cleaner that breaks down the organic residue of the 'lilac tree'.  You can get it at a pool supply store, iirc.  BTW, you need a better cover story, everyone here knows what you're really talking about.
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« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2004, 08:29:24 PM »
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This is not a small little mom and pop type place. It is part of huge waste management company. Picture a small pickup truck with two branchs in the back parked in front of 200 or 300 acre facility with lots of heavy equipment around.


Heh you could have more problems then just the cop.
As Dangerfeild so eloquently put it.

"I dont know if you ever checked but those things arent exactly run by the boy scouts"

I figger Vinny, Tony, and Joey baga doughnuts should be paying you a visit around 2AM

Say goodbye to your kneecaps :D
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« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2004, 08:45:02 PM »
Not only do you have to worry about the cops Habu, but since you posted here on the Boards a black van will be arriving oustide your home shortly. Oh and the CIA, FBI, ATF and homeland security is on too you also.
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« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2004, 09:33:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.

Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
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well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.

you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.

hoep you are in good with your boss LOL

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I take it you are drunk JB? :)

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« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2004, 10:02:47 PM »
Dude, you may as well go ahead and start welding plate steel to your truck, building Moltovs and hoarding ammo.  Make it big so we will all know when you go out.  "I'll never be taken alive!"
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« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2004, 10:06:37 PM »
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Originally posted by Habu
Well the truck has a commercial plate registered to my business so I doubt they will trace it to my home.

Sixpence I am totally worried the police officer who gets the kids call is like you.
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well not only are you going to jail, but you will surely get fired for committing a crime in company vehicle.

you arent going to get anything from the cops, but the registered owner will.

hoep you are in good with your boss LOL

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I take it you are drunk JB? :)

Karaya
LOL nope, clean as a whistle

if i was drunk i'd be posting about how much i hate commie leb tree huggers, and that the kid was probably a PETA guy in disguise, stopping him from dumping branches, that should really be lovingly cared for and re-planted
i'd tell habu to go "fight the man" and dare those commie lib bastages to come after him. he'll have a chainsaw at the ready, set to chop down a screaming tree for every one that comes near him.

or something like that.
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« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2004, 01:24:40 AM »
Did someone bail him out yet?
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« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2004, 08:03:41 AM »
<--- Imagines this morning Habu wakes to the sound of a bullhorn blaring "We know your in there, throw out your tree branches and come out with your hands up".  Looking out the windown Habu sees his home is now surrounded by a Swat team, officers from the Dept of Natural Resources, and that kid from the recycle place  yelling "shoot him, shoot him, he tried to run me over!".

Life will never be the same for Habu, always looking over his shoulder, constantly eluding bounty hunters and young men trying to make a name for themselves by bringing in Compost Pile Enemy Number 1.

Oh woe is Habu, if he had only followed the rules of the recycle place, if he just hadn't turned to a life of crime.

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« Reply #69 on: July 28, 2004, 08:12:02 AM »
I just had a flashback to the movie "Better off Dead" where the newspaper kid keeps after the guy saying "2 dollars!"
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« Reply #70 on: July 28, 2004, 08:49:54 AM »
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« Reply #71 on: July 28, 2004, 09:03:06 AM »
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LOL was thinking the same thing..where is Arlo ?:rofl

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« Reply #72 on: July 28, 2004, 09:10:49 AM »
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you need to be more thorough.
  you need to completely level the lilac tree, so there is no evidence you ever even owned on.  dig it up stump and all (be very careful when you dispose of this part, you don't need to start this all over again.  maybe you could hire a hire some guys to roll it up in an old carpet and bury it for you, since you wouldn't want to be seen dumping more lilac debris), so they can't match it genetically to the evidence.  then get some gas and burn off your whole yard in-case any leaves or blossoms are left.

next you need to get your truck painted, so the description doesn't match the plate.


or you could rush home, put your feet up, take a couple Valium, pop open a beer and chill out.

if something as minor as this can up your stress level this much, you must have one smooth and easy-going life.  I envy you.

worst case scenario-  they send you a citation in the mail, you plead guilty and send in a fine that doesn't even come close to what you would have paid in gas, time, and dumping fees if you'd had gone to the other dump site.  and as a bonus you have this funny little story about your brush with the law.  nobody can take that from you man.

I do believe this has all the makings of a really funny movie. Sorta on par with "The Burbs".
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« Reply #73 on: July 28, 2004, 09:12:03 AM »
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lol hey this is getting out of hand.

Thanks for all the good tips. I will be sure to bleach my truck if I every have reason to transport a dead person in the back.

I can see how one small step into the world of crime can lead to another. First I dumped the branches and I fully intended to lie to the police if they called me yesterday. Next I would be creating a false alibi and then who knows?
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« Reply #74 on: July 28, 2004, 09:12:31 AM »
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You're sunk, Habu. Anyone of us in here will turn you in for this kinda dough. Think what kinda killer game system that would build.:D
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