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Offline Puck

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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2002, 02:36:02 PM »
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When you are sitting in front of a $20000 HP Visualize C3600 workstation reading the AH BBS. ;)


ROTFL!!!

I've been building Sun 280Rs this week wondering how hard it would be to port AH to Slowaris...
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« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2002, 02:43:38 PM »
You know, WineX *probably* wouldn't be that hard to port over to HP-UX or Solaris. :D  (I wonder what kind of framerates you would get?  250+? )
The main problem would be connecting a joystick somehow... :(

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« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2002, 02:53:45 PM »
Hit a deer on your way home from work only to discover your radiator is leaking... the next thought of course is "Ive gotta RTB before the engine seizes..."  :-)

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« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2002, 03:12:34 PM »
...when refueling at the gas station you are tempted to ask for 75% internal plus a DT :)

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« Reply #49 on: April 04, 2002, 05:12:58 PM »
I spend a great deal of time on the road...

I have made the following "mental until now" comparisons:

Mercedes sedan........FW190
BMW.......................BF1 09
Jaguar.....................Sp it
Miata......................Ze ro
P51.........................C orvette (late model)
P47.........................C hecker Cab
P38.........................A ny late model sedan
C47.........................M y minivan

The most striking comparison has to be the Mercedes/190.
The lines are unmistakeable!

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« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2002, 05:29:39 PM »
when somebody says something funny and you reply

"eL Oh eL"!

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« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2002, 05:43:57 PM »
GREAT FRIGGIN POST ...........GAWD I CAN RELATE TO EVERY ONE!!!

sad part is i to am at work reading them and laughing out lol and there all looking at me,...........to bad everything i can think of at this time has been used....

keep it up guys   to funny

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« Reply #52 on: April 04, 2002, 05:56:41 PM »
...when ur boss wants u to do something stupid and u try to squelch em.

...when u wonder that .salvo 6 doesent work. ur Girlfriend cant anymore after 5 :-)
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« Reply #53 on: April 04, 2002, 11:32:21 PM »
...when your accelerating down a straight road expecting to take off any time now while makeing jet/prop noises..... :D

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« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2002, 02:10:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Puck


ROTFL!!!

I've been building Sun 280Rs this week wondering how hard it would be to port AH to Slowaris...


Hehe Puck, almost got AH running in wine under a X86 simulator on a G4 PPC running NetBSD.  Got some graphic problems.

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« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2002, 03:26:10 AM »
.....when your parents ask you to do something and you say rgr that
.....when at school your teacher asks you what you are doing...you say RTB
.....when you compare cats to airplanes...(i did this...my fat cat is an F6F and my little cat is a Spit)
.....when you watch the other side of the road...waiting for him to get on your 6
.....when a guy passes you up...you think PHEW! I made him overshoot

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« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2002, 09:51:08 PM »
...you try to draw out plans to put 4x20mm on your electric wheelchair:D

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« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2002, 05:42:24 AM »
When ya pop the hatchback up and boot both doors open as you head down a steep hill
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