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Offline Badboy

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You know you have been online too long when...
« on: April 03, 2002, 07:50:36 PM »
... You go outside after an AH online session, look up at the sky, and think how realistic it looks :)

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Offline MaxImm13

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2002, 09:13:11 PM »
...Or as you drive to your meaningless job you wonder if your Dodge Intrepid could out turn fight the rice burner on the off ramp.
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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2002, 09:18:16 PM »
Or when you see the the grackles and finchs battle the crows among the trees and you're mentally telling the crow "CHECK 6!"
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Offline streakeagle

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2002, 10:26:43 PM »
Is there such a thing as being online too long? Do you guys actually go offline and go outside? That's what internet browsers are for :D Ever here of "alt-tab"? Frickin' barbarians... go outside... really ;)
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Offline Puck

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2002, 10:31:55 PM »
This may be a newbie question, but what does "offline" mean?

...says the guy who's been using the 'net (ARPA, DARPA, NSFNet, etc) long enough to remember life before IPv4 and named...  :eek:
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Offline funkedup

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2002, 01:05:24 AM »
Your boss tells you to do something, and you say "CC, OTW".
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Offline 8ball

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2002, 02:15:57 AM »
..you talk about good dogfights with friends as if they happened in real life..
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Offline paintmaw

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2002, 02:21:33 AM »
when you ski down a mountain and all the time you are thinking "Energy Management and situation awarness""
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Offline 8ball

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2002, 02:23:16 AM »
when you are so bored in a class that you write/draw plans for a jabo strike and takeover of an enemy base
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Offline fffreeze220

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2002, 03:42:35 AM »
..... when u wake up in the morning, ... "who the hell is that girl beside me ?"
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Offline MadBirdCZ

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2002, 04:21:09 AM »
...when you drive your good 'ol BMW and you are affraid that every Toyota going the oposite way will try to HO you :D
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Offline steely07

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2002, 05:38:35 AM »
When your Girlfriend/Wife comes in the room and you wonder what the best way to get on her 6 is :)
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Offline ccvi

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Re: You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2002, 05:48:48 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Badboy
... You go outside after an AH online session, look up at the sky, and think how realistic it looks :)


No, you wonder why night is no longer modeled in real life ;)
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Offline straffo

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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2002, 06:03:09 AM »
also when on the road you think : "I'll outrun all of  those gangbanger"
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Offline fffreeze220

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You know you have been online too long when...
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2002, 06:07:05 AM »
.... when u say... " ok, 1 more but thats the last 1 "... after u got shot down :D

.... when u recieve a 100$ cutomer of the year check from ur Pizza delivery service.... and u spend it for the next AH bills :p

.... when u start ur car but u cant find any gun turret....

.... when ur car dealer tells you there is no ordinance available:confused:

.... when u decide to start a ersup goon to resupply ur car dealer :cool:
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