Originally posted by AKcurly
Yup, pretty well sums it up.
curly
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1. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
2. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
3. Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of illness.
4. "Standing Tall for America'" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
5. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
6. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
7. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
8. Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for governor of California as a Republican,
9. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
11. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
12. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
13. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
14. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
15. A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
16. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
17. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
18. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have a right to adopt.
19. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
20. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
here is my original rebutal to each one, using the retarded and flawed logic of the original
1. Being a drug addict is fine if you are a liberal and /or Hollywood star. Using drugs is not a crime unless you are a conservative talkshow host
2. The United States should increase it's dependance on the UN, giving highest priority to the UN's idea of not enforcing any resolution
3. what the hell does one have to do with the other? Gay!
4. Standing Tall for America means letting Koffi Anan run our foreign policy
5. A woman should be allowed to murder her fetus because a fetus is not a life, unless of course someone kills that fetus against the mother's wishes, in which case it is suddenly considered a life.
6. Jesus loves everyone, including the liberals who hate traditional families.
7. The Best way to improve troop moral is to call them all war criminals when they are sent to war.
8. Group sex and drug use are considered okay by liberals, unless you are a Republican running for Governer.
9. Schools need to decide family matters, not the parents.
10. A good way to fight terrorism is to fight terrorists, despite what the French and Germans say
11. The government always knows what's best for you
12. When did we start providing healthcare for all Iraqis?
13. What does the fact that tobbaco causes cancer have to do with the myth of global warming? What does religion have to do with either?
14 Saddam is still a good guy today, by Liberal standards.
15. A president (Clinton) lying under oath was impeached, end of story.
........to bored to go on.......
