LOL Here in Oklahoma we have "Refurbished Trailer Homes"... know why they are refurbished?
Cuz they were tossd a mile or two by a Tornado. They might not leak in a storm but they are cursed tornado magnets...
Same thing as folks with homes on the East Coast Beaches.....Nice houses but hurricanes happen...then they cry "Ohhh woe is me..." Want a nice home? move away from the beach, drive to the beach..."Here's your sign!"
Yep I live in Oklahoma...in the middle of Tornado Alley, softbal sized hail, sideways rain, mud rain, fish fall from the storm, had chickens, cows, horses fly by and some end up in my back yard, roof and pool. Storm passes it's time to check the highway for fresh kill and fire up the grill. Saves on grocery bills....Help neighbours clear trees and animals. Can't eat nuthin from an Earthquake, or a Hurricane...maybe fish...Floods... snakes are good, if seasoned right... Tornados provide and take away. May of '98 F5 came down the I44 from OKC towards Tulsa. Devastated Stroud... they may never rebuild. Worst thing was human body parts... along with everything else scattered from tree to tree. took 3 Months to clean most of it. Not hard to find bodies in the boiling Summer Sun.
Awful sight.
But I'd rather live here than anywhere else in the USA. I can leave my doors unlocked all day long, kids bikes in the front yard never get stolen, cars unlocked all day/night long. I could leave a $20.00 bill on the step of my house in the morning and it will be there at 5pm.
We know how to live ok in Oklahoma... Oklahoma is OK!
