rpm obviously you weren't being as creative as you could have been.
Picture this...and also note it would be a great centerpiece during football halftimes.....
Take your basic hamster cage and remove the metal exercise wheel. Place rubber gromets where the wheel and stand join. Replace the wheel to the stand.
Above the Hamster cage bring in the positive and negative leads to the drying element. Insert the 3 negative contacts to the inside of the Hampster cage. Are you with me so far????
Take the positve lead and drape it over the wheel being careful that it DOES NOT touch the cage. But just within a 1/16th from the wheel *any less, 1/32, creates a nice blue spark and you're out of a Hamster.*
Entering the pet shop you have to be cool...don't blow it...observe the hampsters... weight and speed will prevail. Buy 6 at first. Include Duct tape and 12'' cardbord tubes to cover your actions.. The clerk will not question you.
Now at home you need an artistic hand to form a nice Foil helmet/hat...a Merlin style is best. and add 1...JUST 1 strand of good Copper wire to the top of the hat. Attach to Hamster, goggles would be cool for the hamster also.
You can buy over the counter antihistomines...take note it only takes a few shakes from the capsule into the water bottle.
20 minutes later, waaalaaa Hampster generated dry laundry. Hook 6 of these bad boys together in a parallel and you got it made!!!
Friends will call you A KING! and If they should slowly fry...dab them in a nice steak sauce!
Now that's creative!!! I'm dam near a frikken Genius!