Originally posted by JBA
All I have read is, He's not Bush.
Great job guys.
You have nothing and will be summarily ignored from now untill November 2nd.
While Im not particularly enthralled by Bush.
I havent seen a single thing in Kerry that would indicate he might even remotely do any better.
All I've seen form anyone isabout "I can do this I will do that yet" reveals no actual plan on how, whatsoever.
Well hell, I can do that too.
Why dont you all just vote me in instead.
My Three big campaign promises are as follows.
1- I will have all traffic lights removed from all roads. Meaning no more red lights
2-- We will have minimum speed limits instead of maximums
3--- I will get a bill passed that makes it illegal for any woman to use the "I have a headache or similar excuse"
To here husband.
I figure #3 should get me 75% of the married mens votes right off the bat
Oh and the punishment for such infractions would be death or at the very least a lifetime revocation of any and all credit cards or other shopping privileges
Which should garner me another 10%
