Reporter- Tonite on the Beef files, has the AH arena been visted by aliens? Do these aliens really exist? Plus hear stories of eye witnesses and abducties. These stories and more on the BEEF FILES......
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Host- Welcome to another addition of the Beef files. Tonite we look at UFOs in the AH arena. Are they real, or just some bad programing glitches in the game? Many would say that they're just glitches, but a few......would say that they'll real. Are we being visted by aliens from another flight sim? Who knows. Listen to this pilot's storie:
Reporter- Ok, sir tell us what you saw.
Unk Man (Really CavemanJ
)- Well I've seen alot of unknown stuff in the arena, but most of the time I'm to busy complaing about how rook is being gangbanged, to report any of it.
Reporter- Can you name a flight you rememeber?
Unk Man- Well one time I was flying alone near the mountain at the center of the map. When all of a sudden I saw 9 saucer like objects buzzing the mountian side.
Reporter- What did you do?
Unk Man- First I thought they where a flight of Bish Bombers heading toward our HQ, but they just disappeared. I went to where they were but saw nothing, so I returned to battle.
Reporter- Do you think they were UFO's?
Unk Man- No, just bad glitches
Reporter- Back to you.
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Host- Something to think about. Our next story comes from an abductiee.
Reporter- Ok sir, can you tell us what happened that nite you were abducted.
HiTech- Huh? Listen man I just came to get some....
Reporter- Shhhhh.......Now what did they do to you?
HiTech- What are you talking about?
Reporter- Did make you have sex with a sheep?
HiTech- WHAT!!!! Ok thats it, I'm outta here.
Reporter- There you have it, Mr. HiTech was abducted by aliens and was forced to make love to a sheep, back to you.
Host- Wow, would hate to be him. Thank you for tuning in. Next week here how Pyros BBQ was runined by a flock of mad sheep. Catch us on same time next week. And remember, always watch the lone dots........
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