Can you guess who said this?

[jodgi]

LOL, who's this guy called "rooks"?

He sounds like the biggest dweeb ever!

[Tilt]

I always get mixed up between Zanth and Zazen but one of them had a rep for being the ulimate alt monkey in AWFR.......

[Ack-Ack]

Originally posted by Tabasco
Ack-Ack,  I forget who wrote it, but wasn't that someone's "tips" on how to go through an entire campaign without getting killed?

you are correct sir.



ack-ack

[Flyboy]

so are you going to tell us any time soon akak?

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by Tilt
I always get mixed up between Zanth and Zazen but one of them had a rep for being the ulimate alt monkey in AWFR.......

It is undoubtedly me. I started the alt-monkey rumor and perpetuated it for my own purposes as Stang alluded to above.

Zazen

[Ack-Ack]

Originally posted by Flyboy
so are you going to tell us any time soon akak?

 Zazen's Fighter Tips (short version):

    I would be lying if I didn't tell you that I am the greatest pilot
that ever lived.  For the less fortunate of you who will never reach my
level of excellence, I have described some of my unique manuevers in
simple terms that your small brains can understand.  So here is my
typical standard operating procedure:

1. Take Off :  Never choose any other plane except FW-190.  If you fly
any other plane, you suck.

2. Ingress: Always climb, climb, climb til your ears bleed and your
bowels loosen.  50k to 60k is an acceptable altitude to cruise at.
Always make sure that other friendly planes are nearby and well BELOW
you so that your enemy will attack them instead of you.

3. Combat:  Always begin a merge at least 20k-30k above your opponent.
Make sure that he is already engaged with other friendly fighters.
Never engage him unless you outnumber him 14-4 or better.  Don't worry
about diving right through 7 of your own fighters to steal the kill,
just make sure you don't waste Energy making any silly turns so that you
can resume your climb back up to 50k alt.

4. Egress: Once you have killed the lone enemy fighter, return to base
Immediately!  Even if your friends need help, you don't want to take the
chance that you'll get shot down and lose those precious points you
worked so hard for!  Remember: points are more important than fun.

5. Don't forget to:  Only choose FW-190.  Always be above 40k.  Always
use other friendly aircraft as bait.  Always steal your friends kills.
Always leave the fight and run home to land the points.

6. Always RUN AWAY if:  You don't outnumber the enemy at least 4 to 1.
The enemy is at coalt.  A fighter is hot on your tail and you've soiled
yourself.

I realize it is doubtful that the rest of you would be able to put these
ingenius tactics into practice.  It would be a waste for you to even
attempt these manuevers, since only I have been able to demonstrate the
skills neccessary to perform these feats of aerial combat mastery.  I
would therefore invite you all to continue flying below me providing
bait for wary enemy fighters.  Just continue your silly little turn
fighting and I'll dive in and save the day!

Zazen, Master Air Combat Technician

[/b]


You can find some real gems in BW.


ack-ack

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by Ack-Ack



You can find some real gems in BW.


ack-ack [/B]

AKAK, I did not write that or anything of the sort. I am quite offended that you would post something like that. I am going to ask nicely that you remove that post immediately.

HiTech,

This post is a complete fabrication by AKAK, designed to annoy, flame, flame-bait and most of all show intense disrespect to me. This post by AKAK is clearly a violation of Forum Rules #3 and #4. If he does not remove it immediately please remove it for him.

Thank-You,

James Hill a.k.a. Zazen

[slimm50]

Originally posted by B17Skull12
im pretty shure it is akak.  he thinks flying like that is phun,

don't you mean "phlying"?

[airbumba]

The plot thickens.....

[Flyboy]

Originally posted by slimm50
don't you mean "phlying"?

 
LOL
there are the dumb (jetb)
there are the ones full of Ego (fubar616 comes in mind)

and ofcourse there are the few that has a healthy combination of the 2 above

[Ack-Ack]

Originally posted by Zazen13

HiTech,

This post is a complete fabrication by AKAK, designed to annoy, flame, flame-bait and most of all show intense disrespect to me. This post by AKAK is clearly a violation of Forum Rules #3 and #4. If he does not remove it immediately please remove it for him.

Thank-You,

James Hill a.k.a. Zazen

A whine has been recorded....


ack-ack

[Zazen13]

Originally posted by Ack-Ack
A whine has been recorded....


ack-ack

I have contacted HTC with a complaint of libel against you. I am sorry it had to come to this. You have crossed the line. I cannot permit you to post pure fabrication in my name. This will be dealt with by the 'powers that be' shortly.

Zazen

[airbumba]

...it's a mad, mad, mad world

[Rino]

Originally posted by Grits
There used to be a Toad in AW around the '94-'95 time period that always flew a P-47 at 40k+. Dont know if it is "our" Toad or not.

     Don't know about the hi alt 47 thing, but this Toad is our Toad
from AW.

[Redd]

Originally posted by Zazen13
I have contacted HTC with a complaint of libel against you. I am sorry it had to come to this. You have crossed the line. I cannot permit you to post pure fabrication in my name. This will be dealt with by the 'powers that be' shortly.

Zazen

lol

a case of libel between nicknames playing a computer game,  sure to lay down some important precendents in American case law.   lol     too funny


maybe you could take it to Judge Judy