Originally posted by Martlet 
Ooops, you're still stuck in the corner.  Keep trying!  I'll check back. 
 Deja vu! Yeah ... I guess I must be stuck. In a corner. 
 
 Hey ... I got an idea. Why don't you post that I'm stuck in a corner and you'll check back ... again .... and then everyone will believe your Baretta imitation makes up for the death of a quadrapelegic for a misdemeanor.
You could include a catchy phrase like:
HE BROKE THE LAW
 ... to make your case more convincing.
Whatcha think? Will it work? 
 
 (I can go on like this for days. How about you?) 
