WTG Mom. I may be a Democrat but this type of vandalism has got to stop.
"Dear Son,
Last Thursday I put out one of my Bush/Cheney signs in my front yard.
Between midnight and 3:00 a.m. someone stole it. On Friday night I put out
sign No. 2. Since I didn't have to get up early, I thought my dog and I
would "stake out" our sign. This time I put the sign a little closer to the
gate leading to my backyard. With my dog on an extra long leash, I planted
myself on a lawn chair and read "Unfit for Command" by flashlight until
about 1:00 a.m.
Here comes the fun part . . . I noticed that the car coming down the street
was slowing down and pulling over to the curb right next to my yard. Sure
enough, he gets out of his car and heads right for my sign. Just as he was
about to uproot and desecrate it, I opened my gate and let my dog make the
initial introduction!
As he ran to hide behind the rear end of his car, I promptly moved to the
driver-side door, which was still open. It was a fairly nice car with power
everything and still running. While my dog continued to "introduce" herself,
I rolled up the window and hit the power door lock button. With that, I
slammed the door, grabbed my Bush sign and headed into the back yard.
And now for the "rest of the story." About 40 minutes later, I heard a knock
at the door. I opened the door to one of our city's finest . . . the
Vancouver Police Department. The officer asked me what was going on and when
I told him, he could not stop laughing! I followed him out to the perp's car
and stood there while he asked the guy a few more questions.
Upon learning that the guy lived a couple of streets down, I -- knowing what
was about to happen -- asked him, "Why do you have Oregon plates on your car
if you live just down the street (here in Vancouver, Wash.)?" Larry, Oregon
has no sales tax, so often, Washington residents will buy and register cars
in Oregon to avoid paying sales tax . . . it's a crime and the fine is
pretty stiff.
Here comes the best part. . . . The look on this guy's face told me he knew
he was about to get busted. When the officer asked for his license and
registration, the "Democrat" mumbled that (his license) was suspended. Just
for kicks and giggles I asked the officer if he smelled any alcohol coming
from the guy! The officer looked at me, smiled and promptly gave him a field
breathalyzer test. Guess what? You got it, he blew a .10, legally drunk in
the state of Washington.
DUI, illegal registration and the brand of "MORON," all 'cause he hates
Bush!
Cost of Bush signs: $5.95 each
Cost of Flashlight batteries: $3.95/Pack
Seeing a Leftwing Numbskull carted off to the hoosegow: Priceless.
-Love,
Your Momma"
