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Offline DREDIOCK

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Ancient hobbit-sized human species discovered
« on: October 28, 2004, 07:13:45 AM »
The Associated Press
Updated: 4:33 p.m. ET Oct. 27, 2004

In an astonishing discovery that could rewrite the history of human evolution, scientists say they have found the skeleton of a new human species, a dwarf, marooned for eons in a tropical Lost World while modern humans rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.

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« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2004, 07:27:44 AM »
Repost dude, but:

"The age of elves is over, the age of man is about to begin."

When it became the age of man we found these little things called hobbits.

They were unusual little creatures who claimed to have been responsible for saving the earth from some big evil.

So, as they were different and were claiming this unlikely scenario....we killed them.
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« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2004, 08:10:39 AM »
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Repost dude, but:

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Damn, and I looked to see if this had been posed already too!

Shows ya what happens when I've only had 1 cup of coffee


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« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2004, 08:16:07 AM »
'They were unusual little creatures who claimed to have been responsible for saving the earth from some big evil.

So, as they were different and were claiming this unlikely scenario....we killed them."

seems like a smart thing to do.   as my friend Randy Neuman once said  "short people got no reason to live"

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« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2004, 09:27:25 AM »
They got little hands, little eyes
They walk around telling great big lies
Don't want no short people 'round here!

Mr. Neuman is "hip" to what really happened to the hobbits.
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« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2004, 11:13:15 AM »
Frankly I amazed the AP picked up on this. The page I saw (the was posted here earlier) stated the find gave hope to "yeti hunters."  Yeti hunters??? That doesn't inspire confidence in the source.