"I'm embarrassed to say it's a poorly tailored shirt."

[DoctorYO]

These are the words of our Commander and Chief to good moring america..

Yet a Nasa scientist has a different scenario...

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2004/10/29/bulge/index.html





Now what the hell is that..  I would say being President of the United States certain attributes are needed to be a succesful leader..  For one you got to be able to tell a lie.. (in all honesty this is a real attribute) slick willie was the grand master..  Bush 1 not bad ...  Reagan.. very good or just plain lost.. Carter he lies too Iran anyone.... Nixon.. lets not go there....

Our current clown is pathetic..  he cant even lie  a little white lie without scrutiny.. At least when kerry is promising us the world he appears somewhat credible in presentation alone..

No wonder even our allies have no faith  in W.. and nor do I..  baffoon, apeman, simian, cluster **** are words that come to mind.... He got my vote for no confidence.. super putz cant even debate without someone holding his hand... and on that note no wonder..  "uh um....   iraq..  uh ummm...uh..  duh..."

enjoy steve bell...




You cant tell me the republican party doesn't have someone more qualified than this clown..

Uh...duh.... irag...uh........   Saddam I mean osama.. duh uh...du.......


DoctorYO



PS: If you have not heard 58,000 ballots have vanished into thin air down here in South Florida.. (I would expect this crap happening in chicago.. but what the hell is going on with my ability to vote..)  3 to 1 odds florida is fubar election day any takers..

[Maniac]

I wondered if this had been mentioned here... "Badly tailored shirt" ROFLMAD!

[ra]

This is truely the most important news item EVAR.

[Waffle]

well, theres no wire to the ear.....

and there's a little issue of security - namely called kevlar....

[Maniac]

Kevlar could be it...

I guess many ppl want to stab him in the back...

[storch]

PS: If you have not heard 58,000 ballots have vanished into thin air down here in South Florida.. (I would expect this crap happening in chicago.. but what the hell is going on with my ability to vote..)  3 to 1 odds florida is fubar election day any takers.. [/B][/QUOTE]

In a Democrat County

[AKIron]

[DREDIOCK]

Doesnt look like a wire to me. Looks more like some sort of pad.

If you look close you see the same pattern on the right is also on the left. Almost like a heating pad of sorts. if you look at the bottom  of the upside down T you see what looks like another wire of sorts leading down to his left waist.

Dunno what it is but I dont think its any sort of radio system
Without an earpeice it would be hard to transmit any kind of sound without it being noticed by others in the room and you could bet your bottom dollar that Had kerry heard anything he would have said something by now.

Dunno. Bush having some sort of back problems perhaps?

Hard to say but there is obviously something there.

[Nash]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Dunno. Bush having some sort of back problems perhaps?

Hard to say but there is obviously something there.

That's kinda my guess. Bush gets his physical the same time every year. This year he postponed it until after the election. My guess is there's some kind of medical situation here.

[john9001]

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the ballots were mailed out to voters 2 weeks ago, nobody knows where they are , the postel inspector is investigating  (felony to tamper with USPS).

new ballots were mailed out, overnight delivery, also voters were told they could still vote in person.

[Charon]

Looks to me like a hidden pitchfork. Bush is obviously Satan.

Charon

[GtoRA2]

What a lame bellybutton thread, and you think Bush is dumb?

[Pongo]

I assumed he was wearing body armour. But that sure doesnt look like it.
I guess it was a vibration mike against his spine. Thats why he had such stupid twitchy looks on his face while Kerry was talking. He was being fed replys and it was giving him his first orgasms in years.

[Scootter]

It’s a ballistic vest, man you guys are something else.

 Kerry was also wearing one, it is not talked about for security reasons so don't expect him to say it's a vest.


I think with what we can do with miniaturization of electronics we (the government) could come up with a radio that’s a bit smaller then a book. I have a one watt two channel radio that I use on the job site that is half the size of a pack of smokes and the secret service uses units you cant detect.

Get the tin foil hats, you guys will see anything you want to see.



If he had a radio to help him in the debate I think he would have done a lot better.

[FUNKED1]

Wow that sharpening is amazing.  I can also see the face on Mars in his hair!