One of Kerrys unshaven sandal wearing out of state fanatical goons came to my house begging for money. You should have seen his face when I respectufly declined and informed him of my support for Ralph Nader...

BTW Kerry, being a man of the people, will surely distribute these funds to the needy inseatd of hording away for another narcissistic run for the white house. Because as we all know his life was dedidated to serving this country and helping the weak and not to becoming president at all costs..