Author Topic: Mother in Laws...the ultimate evil in the universe... (Read 2213 times)

capt. apathy · « **Reply #75 on:** November 25, 2004, 12:00:13 AM »

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is it a felony when you just point a rifle at someone or is that a misdemeanor? No reason....just curious.

legally, you're screwed either way. the only real difference is that if you pull the trigger it limits the versions of the story that are recorded.

Airhead · « **Reply #76 on:** November 25, 2004, 12:11:14 AM »

The main thing is that you and your wife are on the same page and are united. Remember, it has to be embarassing when she sees her Mom acting badly, and by being understanding you may attain that most elusive of gifts a married man might recieve... Oral sex.

I really, truly wish you luck.

Roscoroo · « **Reply #77 on:** November 25, 2004, 01:40:25 AM »

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Airhead · « **Reply #78 on:** November 25, 2004, 09:12:33 AM »

Roscoroo, you forgot walks on the beach.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 25, 2004, 12:26:25 PM »

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Originally posted by capt. apathy
legally, you're screwed either way. the only real difference is that if you pull the trigger it limits the versions of the story that are recorded.

Nobody pulled the trigger. It just went off. Errrr wait, he was cleaning it. Yeah, yeah. Cleaning it. Thats the ticket..........

Maniac · « **Reply #80 on:** November 25, 2004, 12:47:34 PM »

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Originally posted by Muckmaw1

20 days to go.

LMAO!!!!!