Mother in Laws...the ultimate evil in the universe...

[Vulcan]

My mother-in-law is Asian, and she lives with us.

She cooks.

She cleans.

She does the gardens.

She will look after our newborn early next year (it is my personal goal to never change a nappy at which stage I expect some hero-worship).

She nevers butts in, never offers "advice", leaves us to do what we like. And if I argue with my wife she usually takes my side.

She often buys stuff for me.

I luv's my mother in law.

[SunTracker]

Sounds like you have it made Vulcan.

During one of my scuba dives, we performed a maneuver called the "Laci Peterson".  You swim to the bottom of the lake, the instructor ties your legs up, and you have to cut yourself free with a knife.

[SOB]

Originally posted by Airhead
Have never threatened, struck nor bullied her, because I honor my wife-

I thought that was because she'd kick your ass.

[icemaw]

Muck kidding or not carefull with the Laci comments. I worked with a guy that went up the river for 13 months because in a fight with his girl friend he said I am going to OJ you. The girlfriend didnt even turn him in a nabour heard it and called the police. He was chaged with making terrorist threats.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by Vulcan
My mother-in-law is Asian, and she lives with us.

She cooks.

She cleans.

She does the gardens.

She will look after our newborn early next year (it is my personal goal to never change a nappy at which stage I expect some hero-worship).

She nevers butts in, never offers "advice", leaves us to do what we like. And if I argue with my wife she usually takes my side.

She often buys stuff for me.

I luv's my mother in law.

I shoulda married into that culture

[Elfie]

Originally posted by Vulcan
My mother-in-law is Asian, and she lives with us.

She cooks.

She cleans.

She does the gardens.

She will look after our newborn early next year (it is my personal goal to never change a nappy at which stage I expect some hero-worship).

She nevers butts in, never offers "advice", leaves us to do what we like. And if I argue with my wife she usually takes my side.

She often buys stuff for me.

I luv's my mother in law.

Dang......you are one LUCKY man

My inlaws have done everything from telling me when to mow my lawn to encouraging my wife to have an affair.

[Muckmaw1]

Originally posted by icemaw
Muck kidding or not carefull with the Laci comments. I worked with a guy that went up the river for 13 months because in a fight with his girl friend he said I am going to OJ you. The girlfriend didnt even turn him in a nabour heard it and called the police. He was chaged with making terrorist threats.

Dude, thats not even funny.

You know me, Ice. You know how much I love my wife and how happy I am.

But of course tonight, I get home from work, and what;s sitting on the couch....not my beautiful wife....

The thing that gave birth to her.

I'm hiding in the basement as I type this.

She just farted again.

She's walking around the living room, "Crop Dusting"

Somebody kill me.

[Vulcan]

Dude fight fire with fire.

Or are you gonna be out-farted by a chick?

[Elfie]

Eat some Halibut, a couple hard boiled eggs, and have a few beers. Tomorrow your gas will be so bad the dog will run and howl. Who knows how your mother in law will be affected.

I agree, fight fire with fire.


PS I recommend you wearing a gas mask the next day......

[B17Skull12]

Airhead= teh OLD!

[capt. apathy]

Originally posted by Muckmaw1
Wow.

God must really have it in for you.

no, he just didn't deal with it in time and let her push him around on that first 30 day visit.  she liked it so much she stayed forever.

you might want to let that roll around in your head for a bit.

[Gunslinger]

Originally posted by Muckmaw1


She's walking around the living room, "Crop Dusting"

Somebody kill me.

This thread is full of sig material.


Frankly,

I took my mother in law In (a good German woman) and I'm currently in the process of making her one of my "dependents" with the military.  She is phyisically disabled and the guy that married her is leaving her.

SHe cooks.  She cleans.  She watches the kids.  Basically she pulls her weight around the house and we compensate her for it for room and board + alcohole.

She does take my side alot when it comes to in house arguments becauas......lets face it my wife is a woman and WE ALL KNOW that logic is not one of their strong suits.  

She can be a mean ***** sometimes but mostly she keeps to herself....as far as the mother in law goes (oops did I type that out loud) she's pretty nice.  

I am secretly using one of those "learn German" programs without telling them so I can hear what they are saying half the time.  

I'm waiting for my moment to STRIKE and spatter off with YOU DUMB BEACHES I HEAR EEEEEVVVVEEERRRYYYYYTHHHINNNG GG!  Or something to that order.  The only thing I worry about is I am currently learning Higher German wich they don't speak.

[Elfie]

Originally posted by capt. apathy
no, he just didn't deal with it in time and let her push him around on that first 30 day visit.  she liked it so much she stayed forever.

you might want to let that roll around in your head for a bit.

pfft....read my first post in this thread again. The old bag doesnt live in my home, she lives 2 blocks away. Which, imo is ENTIRELY to close.

[Roscoroo]

Muck's mum inlaw caught on film....

[Meatwad]

Go out to the phone junction box and hook a cable to the house drop line and run that to a switch inside the house. When she is on the phone, flip the switch and


BZZZZTT

Instant disconnect. Do it several times and either she will give up or go psycho and rip it outta the wall. Eithe way it'll be worth watching.