Who the heck is this CAVY?

[Drunky]

^^^ LOL

[CAVY]

Originally posted by Creamo
That, and he will pry be too busy wrestling his 'ol lady over that last turkey leg to melt down on the bbs.  I got 3-1 on big momma btw.

I thought you may have been a supported there creamo...
what happen??

[Creamo]

I have never been a supported I don't think mrB.

[CAVY]

Originally posted by Creamo
I have never been a supported I don't think mrB.

AHHH.Who needs you anyway:p

[CAVY]

Originally posted by Creamo
I have never been a supported I don't think mrB.

and who is MrB??

[Drunky]

I don't think this is Mr. Black and I can tell  you why.

I met Mr. Black as promised in his home town at a corner by two supermarkets.  I have been quiet about this until now.

He was there at the appointed time...and quite nervous.  Obviously older, overweight and under-conditioned, it seemed like an easy score.  Little did I know about HER.

Well, she was about three hundred pounds...plus or minus about fifty.  As I squared off with Mr. Black I heard weasing behind me.  At first it was miniscule and while I 'heard' it I paid it no mind.  My focus was on Mr. Black.

It was about the time that I felt the panting on the back of my neck that I fully recognized what the weasing behind actually was...IT WAS A FAT WOMEN WHO WAS REALLY HUNGRY.  I barely escaped at that point by simply ducking and rolling to my right.

Mr. Black's eyes were alight.  I was trapped in his snare.  I was the prey.  His wife...his wife....his wife...(shudder)...his wife was...was...the predator.  The hunger in her face was evident.  She hadn't eaten like this in a while.  I barely escape at all.

Luckily I had a Twix in my pocket.  Rummaging through my pockets in a febile attempt to stop the beast about to devour me body and soul I found the Twix.  Quickly I whisteled, twirled the Twix over my head, and yelled, "Here girl, go fetch."  I threw the Twix at Mr. Black.

Mr. Black, eyes confused, caught the Twix.  He was confused only for a moment.  The next, he was assaulted by Mrs. Black, her only concern was the Twix.

Sadly, Mr. Black was killed that day.  Mrs. Black was subdued by the zoo officials with a tranqulizer and it is rumored that she was subsequently moved into the L.A. zoo or to Russia or Germany for 'feminine' studies.

I'm just lucky to be alive today.

[B17Skull12]

yes you are.

[Creamo]

Luckily I had a Twix in my pocket.

I hate to feed mrblack, but this is just funny. I couldn't help it. i will ignore his alter gheyness from now on.

[-tronski-]

I put it down to brain damage (what little there was) from looking too long into the sun through that sniper sight Mr B

 Tronsky

[Staga]

Scuzzmeister wrote in another thread:

CAVY, we are pretty intolerant of trolls. Using multiple ID's to pat yourself on the back and feed the thread just makes it worse. Pick an ID and stick with it.

En4cer wrote:
Negative - Good Read.
CAVY

Cavy wrote:
CREAMO

Cavy wrote:
BRAVO for the GUNSLINGER SEMPER FI OOOOHHHH RAAAAHHHH

Gunslinger wrote to Cavy:
thanks welcome to the forum

Cavy wrote:
Ripsnort

Place your bets...

[FUNKED1]

[Dowding]

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while Drunky. Top marks.

BTW, this isn't Mr. Black with a new handle - it's Mr. Black with a new Ghillie suit. Here's a picture of him, yesterday:



and in case you doubted he could be under such a deceptive disguise, here's a closeup of his face:

[CAVY]

Originally posted by Dowding
That was the funniest thing I've read in a while Drunky. Top marks.

BTW, this isn't Mr. Black with a new handle - it's Mr. Black with a new Ghillie suit. Here's a picture of him, yesterday:



and in case you doubted he could be under such a deceptive disguise, here's a closeup of his face:

You got it all wrong I'm authentic..just someone exchaning my views..I still believe you just don't like them and want me out because of it...however Im not leaving:aok

[Saintaw]

Oh no... is it this time of the year... again?

[TheDudeDVant]

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