Author Topic: balanced racism (Read 1003 times)

Neubob · « **on:** November 29, 2004, 10:19:23 AM »

I'm really curious as to why we don't really pick on the Eskimos that much. God knows there's plenty of material there.

Any takers?

SunTracker · « **Reply #1 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:20:47 AM »

Because eskimos didnt steal our bikes when we were kids?

Nilsen · « **Reply #2 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:22:28 AM »

Sure

How much does one eskimo pick go for these days?

what the hell

ill pick on two

JB73 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:26:51 AM »

short, bad teeth, smell like fish....

kinda like carnie-folk?

wait... they have small hands and smell like cabbage

JB73 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:28:29 AM »

but when Quinn the Eskimo get's here everybody's jump for joy

Ripsnort · « **Reply #5 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:28:44 AM »

Eskimo's are very different, medically speaking, than other forms of human life, in the fact that when they sit too long, they get polaroids, not hemmoroids.

rshubert · « **Reply #6 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:31:14 AM »

Eskimos kill baby seals, and use their FUR for clothing!

AKIron · « **Reply #7 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:32:14 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Eskimo's are very different, medically speaking, than other forms of human life, in the fact that when they sit too long, they get polaroids, not hemmoroids.

booooooo

Neubob · « **Reply #8 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:44:52 AM »

Did anyone know that it was an Eskimo tradition, way back when, to take their old out and leave them on the ice, far from the village, when they became invalid. Sounds cruel but in reality, given the living conditions, the Eskimos really weren't able to support a very large non-able-bodied population.

Now, I bet modern people would probably be outraged by this long-dead practice, but secretly, I think most of them wish it was legal for them to do the same.

JB73 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:47:29 AM »

actually the old people would go out to meet the snow god themsleves when they felt they were a burden to the clan.

ohh ohh i said clan... do i get the racist lead back?

Neubob · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:54:42 AM »

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Originally posted by JB73

ohh ohh i said clan... do i get the racist lead back?

Yeah, what the hell....

JB ahead by an earlobe.

hawker238 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2004, 10:55:27 AM »

What! By an earlobe, how is that possible......

EN4CER · « **Reply #12 on:** November 29, 2004, 11:03:56 AM »

Interesting Question - Probably because Alaska is remote and isolated from the rest of the States. Nobody cares about it except it's residents. Although low in population when compared to other states it still has a high violent crime rate. Gangster Clan Eskimo Drug Posse Members commit Moose Jacking for initiation .... Story at 11.

Neubob · « **Reply #13 on:** November 29, 2004, 11:06:27 AM »

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Originally posted by hawker238
What! By an earlobe, how is that possible......

His head was turned to his left as we snapped the photo, his mouth busy dispensing phrases of mockery to all those who've fallen behind in this race for amazingness. Thus, he led by an earlobe.

The game's not over, though gentlemen.... I've still to hear anything interesting regarding Tibetans, people from Iceland and an old favorite--gypsies.

JB73 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 29, 2004, 11:10:06 AM »

the only good thing from tibet is..... that hot chick in 'the golden child" movie.

iceland gave us cod, battered in beer and deep fried on a friday night. thats worth something.

gypsies? "Snatch" actually made them look sort of cool. they still smell bad, have bad teeth (like most other europeans), and talk funny though.