Or whatever they're called....
You know, those piercings with the rod and the two ball units on each end.
Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.
She actually called my work today to ask me to monitor my feces for its resurfacing. I don't know her last name, I don't like that brand of jewlery, and I don't tend to examine my crap.
PLUS....
I don't like my pron stars wearing them in their tongues. I don't like them in people's eyebrows, noses, lips, or ears. They just look gawdamn unweildy.
Is it just me? Do any of you guys like these things?
I've been searching for a purpose in life - and I think I've found it. I'm going to open a new Word document and create a petition. That's how upset I am.
(and yes, I did glance.... and no... I didn't see it)