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Offline Nash

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« on: December 04, 2004, 12:11:20 AM »
Or whatever they're called....

You know, those piercings with the rod and the two ball units on each end.

Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.

She actually called my work today to ask me to monitor my feces for its resurfacing. I don't know her last name, I don't like that brand of jewlery, and I don't tend to examine my crap.

PLUS....

I don't like my pron stars wearing them in their tongues. I don't like them in people's eyebrows, noses, lips, or ears. They just look gawdamn unweildy.

Is it just me? Do any of you guys like these things?

I've been searching for a purpose in life - and I think I've found it. I'm going to open a new Word document and create a petition. That's how upset I am.

(and yes, I did glance.... and no... I didn't see it)
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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2004, 12:20:08 AM »
She probably didn't have any infection at the piercing site; only 70% do you know.
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Re: Barbells
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2004, 12:38:45 AM »
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Originally posted by Nash
Or whatever they're called....


Long story short - last night I was... uh... cave diving? She was wearing one of these things.... in, like... the cave... and BAM! It dislodged and I swallowed it.


Ya right.  :rolleyes:
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2004, 12:44:38 AM »
Whaddya mean "yeah right."

You suggesting I should call up Guiness or Ripley's because this is oh so unusual? I bet it's pretty common actually.
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2004, 12:48:02 AM »
Maybe im reading this wrong.

But swallowing a piercing due to giving head would choke you to death.

Or you will have a bad toilet experiance.

Rip away :-P
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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2004, 12:51:28 AM »
Choke me? Feh... It went down like butter. I didn't say anything and she didn't notice until later. Not a big deal.

You a fan of them or not?
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2004, 12:52:31 AM »
You gave her your number!?
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2004, 12:54:40 AM »
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Choke me? Feh... It went down like butter. I didn't say anything and she didn't notice until later. Not a big deal.

You a fan of them or not?


fan and fan, its a matter of defenition (sp?)

If you find one there, it means shes a crazy *****. And you can have your way with her..

I must say im a fan of them.



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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2004, 12:55:23 AM »
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You gave her your number!?


Heeeheee!
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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2004, 12:55:59 AM »
Holy sidetracking.

No, I didn't give her my number - she works at a Starbucks nearby and knows who I am.

Focus.... people.... Barbells... pro/against.... and sign my petition.
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2004, 12:58:16 AM »
pro pro pro
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2004, 01:00:03 AM »
why? What is it about them?
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2004, 01:03:31 AM »
Its just hot.

It makes me go "Schwingg" an hour longer. Read my previous post.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2004, 01:14:21 AM »
You mentioned sex with a human female on a flight sim bbs, and expect everyone to focus on jewelry?  You Canuckians ain't the sharpest piercings in the clit are ya?
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2004, 01:18:53 AM »
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You mentioned sex with a human female on a flight sim bbs, and expect everyone to focus on jewelry?  You Canuckians ain't the sharpest piercings in the clit are ya?


Poetry in motion :)

Human female etc :)
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