Author Topic: I hate Norway  (Read 844 times)

Offline Pei

  • Silver Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 1903
I hate Norway
« on: December 12, 2004, 06:04:03 AM »
They may have one of the best standards of living in the world but they are all wusses.
What happened to the glory of your past Norwegians? Shouldn't you be looting Abbeys and wearing horned helmets?

I blame it on the silly rain proof hats and playing gay WWII aircraft games.

If you drank enough alcohol you'd be ok but as it is.......

Offline Schaden

  • Parolee
  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 494
I hate Norway
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2004, 06:06:25 AM »
Geez you get one Norstalker and suddenly they all start coming out of the woodwork.

Offline AWMac

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 9251
I hate Norway
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2004, 06:07:27 AM »
So tell us how you really feel Pei...

Heh Hooker stole his wallet and it wasn't a "Real" girl....

Bummer Dude.

:rofl

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
I hate Norway
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2004, 06:32:19 AM »
I know Pei..


It is really sad

Offline SOB

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 10138
I hate Norway
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2004, 07:28:09 AM »
I don't trust anyone who would eat Lutefisk.
Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
I hate Norway
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2004, 07:40:55 AM »
me neither

Offline -tronski-

  • Gold Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2825
I hate Norway
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2004, 07:48:51 AM »
"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system and public health, what have the Norrrrrweeigins ever done for us?"

 Tronsky
God created Arrakis to train the faithful

Offline Schaden

  • Parolee
  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 494
I hate Norway
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2004, 08:03:21 AM »
You forgot to mention the really hot women....

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
I hate Norway
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2004, 08:18:39 AM »
what?.. where??...who?

Offline DREDIOCK

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 17775
Re: I hate Norway
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2004, 09:09:54 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Pei
They may have one of the best standards of living in the world but they are all wusses.
What happened to the glory of your past Norwegians? Shouldn't you be looting Abbeys and wearing horned helmets?

I blame it on the silly rain proof hats and playing gay WWII aircraft games.

If you drank enough alcohol you'd be ok but as it is.......


Sorry but all of the really interesting Norwegians are currently busy and under contract to do Capital One commercials.

BTW
GREAT job on the one where they storm the Shopping mall to the music of "O Fortuna"

O Fortuna,

velut luna

statu variabilis,

semper crescis

aut decrescis;

vita detestabilis

nunc obdurat

et tunc curat

ludo mentis aciem,

egestatem,

potestatem

dissolvit ut glaciem.

 

Sors immanis

et inanis,

rota tu volubilis,

status malus,

vana salus

semper dissolubilis,

obumbratum

et velatam

mihi quoque niteris,

nunc per ludum

dorsum nudum

fero tui sceleris.

 

Sors salutis

et virtutis

mihi nunc contraria,

est affectus

et defectus

semper in angaria;

hac in hora

sine mora

cordis pulsum tangite,

quod per sortem

sternit fortem

mecum omnes plangite.

 

:aok
Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty

Offline Schaden

  • Parolee
  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 494
I hate Norway
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2004, 09:26:04 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
what?.. where??...who?


http://www.masterpage.com.pl/dating/norwegianpersonals.html

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
I hate Norway
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2004, 09:29:51 AM »
lol Schaden. hope I don't find my gf doing her business there.... or do I?

Offline Schaden

  • Parolee
  • Nickel Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 494
I hate Norway
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2004, 09:30:30 AM »
3rd page, 2nd pic down...look at all familiar?

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
Re: Re: I hate Norway
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2004, 09:30:57 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
O


Ok.. this is were you lost me.

Offline Nilsen

  • Plutonium Member
  • *******
  • Posts: 18108
I hate Norway
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2004, 09:33:20 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Schaden
3rd page, 2nd pic down...look at all familiar?


Cila?