Shane, I challenge 
 YOU .
Any keyboard, any chat system, in any game.  Simple rules, left hand on the mouse, right hand on keyboard.  We flip a coin.  The winner picks the first insult.  After that, everything is a fair game.  Who do you think can insult the most people using the most words in 60 seconds.  
10 points for an insult
20 points for an insult that gets a responce
5 points substructed for every 3 second pause in typing.
30 bonus points for the most insults
30 bonus points for the most words used
30 bonus points if I have to look up an insult in a dictionary
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!.  You set the time of the event. 

  Love you