Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Oh my...sniff, snort...
Got here too late for this one! I was gonna suggest that you use Rip's "deer through the windshield" picture in some fashion...
...or my story about my grandmother plucking a pet chicken that got caught in a wall-fan and forcing us to eat it and we all were traumatized...
...or the one about asking advice about how to stop wild coyotes from stealing and eating my two month old puppies...
