Ok, I need some help to make this more interesting.  I found a news blurb about some poor railroad engineer in SriLanka hitting a herd of elephants and killing a few.  I posted it and made up a bit about locals slaughtering the dead elephants for meat and pretended to be horrified.  Help me make this one fun!  They cant delete the thread if they think its a legitimate PETA poster crying for his mommy can they?