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Offline mosca

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« on: December 18, 2004, 04:00:14 PM »
We don't have a national cuisine.

So, instead of always having to eat Italian food, or French or Chinese, we can say, "Hey, honey! Whaddya feel like eating tonight? Mexican? Japanese? Lutefisk?"

I know, I know, it's jingoistic of me to assume that there's no Chinese food in France, but that's the second greatest thing about the USA; you're allowed to be jingoistic and it gets accepted as part of your national identity!

Just kidding, folks. We don't know each other well enough yet, I only mean to laugh a little at myself and other USAers.

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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2004, 04:15:31 PM »
PLEASE....

leave lutefisk out of every thread.. It was just somethinhg we ate cause it was easy to store during our rape'n-rob tours back in the pre-jesus times.

now we eat pizza and aquavit like everyone else

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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2004, 04:17:21 PM »
you do have a national cuisine, its called fast food hamburgers...

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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2004, 04:18:38 PM »
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you do have a national cuisine, its called fast food hamburgers...


but how fast are they..

how fast are they really....



how about that beef jerk..jerky..jerkey or whatever its called?

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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2004, 04:21:25 PM »
most of them go from food to poop in less than an hour.   Thats why they call them fast food

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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2004, 04:24:43 PM »
While I agree that it's kind of smooth not having a national food, I think that we should have an asterisk saying  "we don't have a national food but if we did it would be beef jerky."

Beef jerky is yummy.

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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2004, 04:24:43 PM »
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most of them go from food to poop in less than an hour.   Thats why they call them fast food


no no... thats good mexican or bad indian food

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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2004, 04:27:54 PM »
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you do have a national cuisine, its called fast food hamburgers...


Actually, it's the preformed 4oz patties that you get 5lbs for $8 in the frozen food section... it's not really a "national cuisine" unless you can duplicate it at home.


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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2004, 04:29:22 PM »
to be serious, our national food is not lutefisk but something we call "lapsgaus" or "ribbe"

lapsgause is kind of a stew that alot of "us" also brought over to the US in the early 1800's where it has stayed the same and/or has been changed slightly.

coocked meat + boiled potatoes thrown in a big pot with carrots and other vedgetables and then coocked some more ountil its a brownish sauce thingy with chunks of potatoes meat and whatever you have put in..

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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2004, 04:42:24 PM »
I know of no food on this planet that goes to poop faster than White Castle... you might want to sit on your throne while eating it, its that fast! :D

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2004, 04:49:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
to be serious, our national food is not lutefisk but something we call "lapsgaus" or "ribbe"

lapsgause is kind of a stew that alot of "us" also brought over to the US in the early 1800's where it has stayed the same and/or has been changed slightly.

coocked meat + boiled potatoes thrown in a big pot with carrots and other vedgetables and then coocked some more ountil its a brownish sauce thingy with chunks of potatoes meat and whatever you have put in..

pic to follow


That actually sounds pretty good. I post a lot on two forums, Chowhound and Roadfood. The thing with a stew like that is, how it will taste depends a lot on 1) what meat you use, and 2) what vegetables you use... duh. That sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it. Kind like saying "What you see depends on what you're looking at."

Remember the rhyme, "pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot 9 days old"? Porridge used to be left over the fire continually, with the family tossing in whatever that particular day's meal was going to be, mixing it all together. I imagine by the 9th day, it became pretty gray and perhaps unappealing.

I got that from a book called "Food in History" by ReahTannehill. Great book.

She also wrote one called "Sex in History". Interestingly enough, it wasn't interesting enough. The food book is better. The sex one is way too clinical for something so fun.


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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2004, 04:59:33 PM »
what you put in those varies from family to family. ours is kinda booring..

meat from lamb

potatoes

carrots

and a few more that i cant remember the norwegian OR english word for atm.

 8excuse my drunkedness) but ill give you 2-3 recipies tomorrow that are quite ordinary but very tasteful. its just to bad that they take so much effort to make cause there is so much to prepare/pre-cook) before you make the final pot. the good thing is that you can get the ingredients pretty much everywere.. nothing excotic or hard to get within the civilized MEAT eating world. there are even some very good veggie recipieces that veggies or muslims can enjoy :)

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2004, 05:03:01 PM »
hehe, you should taste Icelandic food...
Lutfisk?

Just wait untill you've tasted rotten shark, :D
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2004, 05:14:39 PM »
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hehe, you should taste Icelandic food...
Lutfisk?

Just wait untill you've tasted rotten shark, :D


actually i have... dont ask more, but i have tasted mako with rice (not rotted tho)

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2004, 05:39:31 PM »
Screw the burgers!  BBQ is down right American!!

Uuuuuummmmmmm ribs! D'OH!


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