man buys island i have been meeting with several investors and we are ready to make a handsome deal on the property.
the furball island of the future will be developed in such a manner as to offer all of the best that a small island community can offer while striving for all of the convenience that comes with a thriving metropolitan culture.
shopping malls, hiking excursions, day spas, luxury hotels with wi-fi standard... a 30 screen multiplex with stadium seating that plays nothing but quality american war movies and porn 24/7...
not enough you say?
well, why not relax in our legal sweedish brothels while you are whiling away your time until the next mission.
all country's needs taken care of. sheep and hairy women for the rooks and bish - and gorgeous blond dames for us knights. everybody gettin some.
kick your feet up in our 'map famous' bars-open 24 hours a day - with guest stars like jb88 singing all of his favorite hits, like freebird and we built this city on rock and roll. listen to the vets tell thier old AW stories as you wrecklessly egg them on into barfights.
nature lover? take a stroll through our fabulous city park with its world class aviation museum or go hiking through the fabulous vistas that overlook dead goon lake with its panoramic view of JBville in the distance.
oh, and for your wounded mortals, hospitals with only the best medical care covered under your TOS policy.
imagine the future folks.
the future is now.
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