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Offline Hawklore

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Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
« on: December 21, 2004, 03:48:39 PM »
Your dreams will come true...

Scientests and doctors alike will operate on Hawklore..

Removing his tonsils and adnoids, and putting him out of commission for two weeks.

Have fun you dweebs
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2004, 03:50:54 PM »
BS, you'll be back on the 24th.  :)
Good luck man.

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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2004, 03:54:02 PM »
You should have the operation done Civil War Re-enactment style.
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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2004, 03:57:57 PM »
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You should have the operation done Civil War Re-enactment style.



-rubs his chin-


Hell no..
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Offline loser

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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2004, 04:00:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore
-rubs his chin-


Hell no..



You sure they arent?  

Two weeks? When i was your age i had the same thing done. Was back to smoking and drinking beer two days later.

Offline RTR

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Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2004, 04:02:44 PM »
Yeah Hawklore, one day of rest, one day of eating ice cream, and you will be good as new.

It's pretty minor. In and out the same day most times.

No biggy.

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Offline 1K0N

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2004, 04:10:09 PM »
Good luck Hawklore!

Did they tell ya how they Burn the throat where they cut the tonsils out? Ask for some percicet's cause the pain is awesome...

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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2004, 04:20:14 PM »
If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2004, 04:24:13 PM »
Also be wary if they draw any dotted lines across extremities.

Offline jetb123

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2004, 04:30:47 PM »
I hope my dream comes true maybe i can finnally play aceshigh2. and get a new computer.

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Re: Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2004, 05:45:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Your dreams will come true...

Scientests and doctors alike will operate on Hawklore..

Removing his tonsils and adnoids, and putting him out of commission for two weeks.

Have fun you dweebs


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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2004, 06:07:54 PM »
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Originally posted by 1K0N
Good luck Hawklore!

Did they tell ya how they Burn the throat where they cut the tonsils out? Ask for some percicet's cause the pain is awesome...

IKON


It's called caturizing.. or however you spell it...

I know what they do, ain't scared of it.. I think medical stuff is awesome..
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2004, 06:12:32 PM »
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If they shave yer gnards before they put you under, that's your first hint of a "mistake" about to happen.

:(


Ahem, somehow I doubt they'd need to shave em ;)

Offline LePaul

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Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2004, 06:17:03 PM »
Working in your mouth?

One thing's for sure...they'll have PLENTY of room to do their work!  :p

Good luck, heal fast

Offline MrBill

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Dec. 22nd 4:00pm
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2004, 09:10:50 PM »
Two Weeks!!! Good grief, do you get to wear a pink tutu too?

Back in the olden days, after walking 10 miles to the doc's office ... uphill ... in the snow ... barefoot, he gave you a slurp of Old Croke then sterilized the tin snips and spoon with the rest of the half pint, stuck the spoon down your throat ... snip snip... tossed the meat to the cat ... heated the spoon ... cauterize the wound and sent you home in time to help with the evening milking.

Man you kids have it way to easy. ;)
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