Worst feeling ever

[koda76]

No big deal....when you are a couple of months old....I was two weeks old the first time dad took me into the local watering hole.
Everyone was gooing and cackeling at me...one gal asked pa "how much does he weigh?" Pa said: "14 pounds........a couple of months later at the same watering hole dad was showing me off again when another lady asked "how much does he weigh?"
Pa said: "9 pounds"  The bartender chimes in with "I thought he weighed 14 pounds last time you were in here?"....Pa said: He did but we had him circumsized last week......................... .......

[eskimo2]

Neubob, I want a report in a few months.

My wife and I are expecting our third child.  If it’s a boy we are not sure if we want to circumcise or not.  Very few men have had the chance of experiencing “penile joys” with and without circumcision.  Let me know, “Is Mr. Happy more fun without his flappy?”

eskimo

[Airhead]

Oh GOD!!!

Whenever I open a Thread I'm prepared for just about anything....  porn, snuff videos, profanity... but this thread has been like being kicked in the privates.

Damn you, Neubob, now I can't get my knees seperated from my chest...Do you know how hard it is to type when you're curled into a ball?

Skuzzy, lock this thread, please.

[JB73]

after ALL those walks on the beach, you get squeemish about a little snip of skin?




snip snip snip snip snip snip snip snip






hey neubob, did you get to keep the stub as a souviner?

[Neubob]

I'll let you know how everything is, Eskimo. However, personally, I wouldn't do the procedure on my kid unless he's got phimosis--which, apparently, can be diagnosed very early. The general trend today is moving towards not doing it, though. It's all part of the "natural is better" philosophy. I have no idea how it's going to pan out in the end.

JB--no, I didn't... And I'm going to regret it in the years to come, I can already tell.

[mosgood]

Originally posted by Naso

Leaving the skin is better, the exposed skin lose sensitivity.

damn!! I knew it!!!  

[StarOfAfrica2]

Originally posted by JB73
new meaning to the name New Bob

Damn you JB73, you beat me to it!  LOL

Hey, is this the proper thread to put the John and Lorena song in?  

[StarOfAfrica2]

Originally posted by Neubob
In an attempt to avoid beating around the bush...............

Sounds like you are on the right track for that one.  At least for a few weeks.  

[AWMac]

hey neubob, did you get to keep the stub as a souviner?

Narlly ring Dude...what's it made outta?

[mosgood]

Originally posted by GScholz
... on the bright side ... you'll last longer in bed.

reminds me of the old joke....

How many orgasms does the average woman have?










Who cares.

[lada]

were you even able to say.. " sh||||||+" ?

man .. just realize what that mean ... if i knew it before i would ask, if you were able to say " holy shiiiit"

[Suave]

Here's a nibblet. When they do cleft repair surgery on young males they will sometimes harvest skin from the foreskin to reconstruct the gums.

[wombatt]

How nice of you to share.
I think?

[Estes]

Gah, I got snipped 7 days after I was born.

[AWMac]

I had mine done twice, once when I was just born and again at 28.

The last one had to be done because of a lump that developed.  When the Doctors finished and examined the lump.......  










Lo and Behold a perfect Pearl.....seems that I dipped it into sooooo many clams....Well you get the picture.