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« on: December 22, 2004, 06:33:06 AM »
In an attempt to avoid beating around the bush, I will just come right out and say it:

I was circumsized yesterday. It was done on an order from my doctor, who said if I didn't, I'd be risking infection as well as an elevated potential for cancer later in life.

I opted for the local-only anesthetic, my reasoning being that this was an experience I didn't want to sleep through--an experience that few grown men ever go through. The reality of just how stupid that decision was hit me when the urologist stuck the needle in--into a region of my body that should never be touched by anything sharper than cotton underwear. I'm still amazed I didn't pass out.

If life is like a box of chocolates, then this one I'm chewing on now has a spikey metal thing as its center.
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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2004, 06:37:39 AM »
ouch :o
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2004, 07:02:12 AM »
dude! your foreskin is there for a reason. cutting it off doesnt make a bloody difference.

your doctor told you that to make a quick buck most likely :)

but i always was a cynic.....I once had a dentist fill 6 teeth that were perfectly healthy. he was taken to court 3 years later. unfortunately there was no chance i could claim, i was *advised* as there was no way of prooving that the removed bits of tooth were not decayed.
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2004, 07:59:05 AM »
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It was done on an order from my doctor, who said if I didn't, I'd be risking infection as well as an elevated potential for cancer later in life.

Does you doctor say "Hello everybody!" when he walks into the room?

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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2004, 08:02:59 AM »
this makes the "V" thread trival

the doc coulda just told you to bathe more than once a week :)
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 08:06:18 AM »
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dude! your foreskin is there for a reason. cutting it off doesnt make a bloody difference.

your doctor told you that to make a quick buck most likely :)

but i always was a cynic.....I once had a dentist fill 6 teeth that were perfectly healthy. he was taken to court 3 years later. unfortunately there was no chance i could claim, i was *advised* as there was no way of prooving that the removed bits of tooth were not decayed.


In most cases you'd be right, foreskin isn't a problem, but, like I said, my condition was unique. It is called phimosis(or something like that)where naturally-occuring scar tissue around the area in question prevents mobility of the skin during--umm, excitement. This lack of mobility promotes infection and can lead to penile cancer later on down the road.

That being said, circumcision is never a bad idea. Even for people without the problem that I had, it is far more sanitary to not have foreskin. Somethings just don't have much use on our bodies. The appendix and the tailbone are two other examples.

And the doctor didn't make a dime off of it. He's an internist, and made the diagnosis during a standard physical, while the guy who performed the operation was a urologist. Both guys did the work as a professional favor.

Don't be so cynical Mechanic, the vast majority of doctors really aren't in it just for the money.

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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 08:08:13 AM »
i had mine done at the age of 7.  My parents were smart and taped half a burger box to me so i could wear shorts without screaming in agony.  Bloody hell was it painful if my gently touched anything!
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 08:12:16 AM »
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Does you doctor say "Hello everybody!" when he walks into the room?


That's funny ra. Your knowledge of Simpsons rivals your understanding of human anatomy...

Dr. Nick says "Hi everybody", not "Hello everybody"

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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2004, 08:14:03 AM »
Yeah, well at least my weiner's not bleeding.

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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2004, 08:19:38 AM »
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Yeah, well at least my weiner's not bleeding.


Touche.

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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2004, 08:28:58 AM »
so the jews were right again?   Gonna have to rethink the whole pork thing..

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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2004, 10:24:47 AM »
I had the phimosis too, but I asked for a TOTAL anesthesys.

The doctor left me some skin, for a partial cover (almost complete, when in "rest" position).

Leaving the skin is better, the exposed skin lose sensitivity. ;)

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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2004, 10:27:28 AM »
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so the jews were right again?   Gonna have to rethink the whole pork thing..

lazs


Just as the case was with being cut soon after birth, I think that their dietary beliefs were all, at their core, meant to address the need for sanitation and cleanliness. Back then, pork was much more dangerous to eat, plain and simple. No refrigeration meant quicker decay and with the presance of trichonosis, some bad meat could lead to a quick onset of insanity followed by death. To a god-fearing person from that era, the answer was pretty simple.

Today, we've got ways around those other issues but tradition is tradition. Personally, I think that god would want me to be happy in what I eat and would prefer that I retain as much of my dingus as possible. Sometimes it works out, sometimes it doesn't.

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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2004, 10:28:57 AM »
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I had the phimosis too, but I asked for a TOTAL anesthesys.

The doctor left me some skin, for a partial cover (almost complete, when in "rest" position).

Leaving the skin is better, the exposed skin lose sensitivity. ;)


Same here Naso, it was only partial.

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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2004, 10:30:48 AM »
new meaning to the name New Bob
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