Author Topic: Holy Crap...Look at this house for sale in Tucson! (Read 2500 times)

NUKE · « **on:** December 23, 2004, 09:08:37 PM »

I was browsing for Az real estate and came across this thing on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12605&item=4331644031&rd=1

24 magnificent rooms

Room for a sit down dinner for 300

Lifetime rights to the internationally acclaimed Canyon Ranch Spa down the road

2000 square foot staff quarters on two levels

Hidden stairwell that leads to a private 600-square-foot sun deck

Elevators on both the east and west wings

Wine cellar with capacity for 2200 bottles

Ultra-high tech communications system allows for crystal clear, internal communication

GPS system automatically triggers inside lighting and motion sensors trigger outside lights

Swimming pool and spa

Guest level with three bedrooms and three full baths

Six fireplaces -- some appear to be "suspended in mid-air"

A fully equipped state of the art workshop

Olympic sized underground gun and archery range

Mesh and invisible fence technology keep desert critters out

350 square foot hobby dark room

Fully shaded two-car detailing center

6 car garage with state of the art car wash

Tennis court blasted into 20 feet of solid stone provides a natural windbreak

Fire sprinklers located in all rooms of the house

State of the art generator has ample capacity during power outages

Stainless steel roof -- the first of its kind in the United States -- designed

Lizking · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2004, 10:15:35 PM »

Because of what I do, this type of house is my target market. I visit them all the time. Currently, I have a 30 million dollar remodel under contract, and several homes in San antonio in the 20 million range. I also visited Dell's house while it was under construction; it is taxed at 110 million, actual cost closer to 200 mil.

We won't even talk about the compounds I have visited in the Aspen area.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2004, 12:23:39 PM »

Of all that crap I didn't see ONE mention of a nice BBQ or a Wet bar.

Gonzo · « **Reply #3 on:** December 24, 2004, 12:25:01 PM »

Lizking · « **Reply #4 on:** December 24, 2004, 12:36:06 PM »

Gunslinger, trust me, they have multiple of both. Some of the things are just outrageous. Full movie theaters, bowling alleys, indoor swimming pools and his and hers walk in closets larger than most peoples houses.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 24, 2004, 01:12:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Lizking
Gunslinger, trust me, they have multiple of both. Some of the things are just outrageous. Full movie theaters, bowling alleys, indoor swimming pools and his and hers walk in closets larger than most peoples houses.

yea but no matter how well you design a house the outlets are almost allways in the wrong place

NUKE · « **Reply #6 on:** December 24, 2004, 01:45:02 PM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Of all that crap I didn't see ONE mention of a nice BBQ or a Wet bar.

Well, there's only so much stuff you can fit into a 31,000 square foot house.

This one only had three indoor theaters, lol.

Did any of you guys go to the add an look at the pics? Beautiful place.

I'd think you are getting a lot for the 13 million.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 24, 2004, 01:51:33 PM »

And this is why modern day architects are just as bad as lawyers.

Halo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:02:04 PM »

Aha, so what? Main question is always:

Why is the previous owner selling?

NUKE · « **Reply #9 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:02:46 PM »

I think it's a new house.

I just stumbled onto it on ebay yesterday and thought it was interesting, that's all.

mechanic · « **Reply #10 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:06:36 PM »

i think the real question is , how can anyone justify this extravagence when people in the world are starving.

The first world markets are a discrace to human rights and a totaly disgusting example of the main problem with our race.

other than that, i'd love to live there...

hblair · « **Reply #11 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:10:38 PM »

What a waste of money. A nice large home is one thing but thats a little over the top. Does anybody who builds that big actually know what they're getting into? Didnt MC Hammer spend like 20-30 million on his home just before he went belly up?

NUKE · « **Reply #12 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:14:12 PM »

But MC Hammer was a moron and built his house in the middle of the slums.

At 13.5 million, this house probably is a good buy for what you get. It's in a popular area.

It is over the top, but I wouldn't mind living in it

NUKE · « **Reply #13 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:20:31 PM »

Hey , I just had an idea.

If we could get 2000 people from AH to pitch in, we could buy the place for about 6500.00 each and use it as a party/torture pad during Kwanza.

We could also host the con there.

hblair · « **Reply #14 on:** December 24, 2004, 02:21:05 PM »

For some reason I was thinking they were asking 30 mill for this place. Take a tour of it nuke, it might be what you're looking for.