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Offline Nash

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« on: December 30, 2004, 05:44:51 PM »
I think it's important, especially in light of this staggaring tragedy, to take a step back and remind ourselves why Canada is the greatest country in the whole entire world, ever.

There are litterally dozens of reasons why, but I'd like to hear yours.

Why is Canada the greatest country in the whole entire world ever?
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2004, 05:48:25 PM »
Climate, people that live there and its liberal mindset :)
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Offline Gh0stFT

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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2004, 05:52:57 PM »
I love Canada! :D
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2004, 05:55:14 PM »
blame canada
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« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2004, 06:10:08 PM »
Because our hockey program kicks so much as$. Somebody forgot to tell the other nations to send their mens teams to the Jr tourny. We're just B slapping the competition. Enough of this pansy hockey, bring on the commies and yanks!!! :D
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Offline weaselsan

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« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2004, 06:16:08 PM »
Because of.... Because of.... I better Google this one.
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Offline Riley

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2004, 06:34:49 PM »
A. Earthquakes
B. Tidal Waves
C.  Hurricanes
D. Tornadoes
E. Mudslides
F. None of the above
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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2004, 06:38:37 PM »
hmmm....

I'll have to think about this one for a bit????????????



well its because.....


Hmmmm...

Its not france!!!!!!!!

No that wont work cause of french qabec......


hmmmm....

This is a toughy....


I know I know because without your southern neighbors you'd be just another snow covered third world country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Offline Lizking

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« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2004, 06:47:44 PM »
Any country with such low asperations can be great in it's own mind.
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Offline Ack-Ack

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« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2004, 06:52:26 PM »
The quicker the Canadians realize that we allow them to exist, the easier it will be for them to understand that they are nothing but a subservient population with the U.S. as their master.

Besides, isn't a Canadian just an American with less guns?



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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2004, 06:54:04 PM »
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Besides, isn't a Canadian just an American with less guns?
no it is liberal utopia with gigantic taxes "free" healthcare... the works



i don't profess to know a lot about many things, but isn't canada the closest you can come to socialism without being called "mini russia"?
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2004, 07:11:17 PM »
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Why is Canada the greatest country in the whole entire world ever?

Canada is great because they give shelter to American pantywastes who need an English-speaking country to flee to.
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2004, 07:21:26 PM »
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Because our hockey program kicks so much as$. Somebody forgot to tell the other nations to send their mens teams to the Jr tourny. We're just B slapping the competition. Enough of this pansy hockey, bring on the commies and yanks!!! :D


It´s the first day of school and the teacher thought she´d get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

 

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

 

The next little boy says: "I´m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

 

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

 

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

 

He blushed and said, "I´m sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team Canada, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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Offline CAVY

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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2004, 08:16:36 PM »
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Because our hockey program kicks so much as$. Somebody forgot to tell the other nations to send their mens teams to the Jr tourny. We're just B slapping the competition. Enough of this pansy hockey, bring on the commies and yanks!!! :D



If it wasn't for the US..there wouldn't be anything called the NHL
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2004, 08:17:30 PM »
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It´s the first day of school and the teacher thought she´d get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.

 

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

 

The next little boy says: "I´m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

 

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

 

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

 

He blushed and said, "I´m sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team Canada, and I was just too embarrassed to say so."



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:rofl :rofl :rofl
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