Predictions for the New Year, 2005

[Shuckins]

EEWWWWW!!  ^^^

[Sandman]

I predict that the body bags will continue to arrive in ever increasing amounts at Dover.

[midnight Target]

Ripsnort comes out of the closet and shows everyone the homeless shelter he has been posting from over the past 4 years. He still claims it to be the finest shelter in the entire Northwest.

wombatt Black reveals that he is actually Tom Wolf, just doing research on a new and exciting novel titled "The Virtual Right Stuff" and we have all been had by his zany intelligence.

CAVY and EN4CR marry... nuff said.

lazs is called up by the Marines to teach them to shoot straight. The advance of the zombies is finally stopped. On a side note, he steps on a land mine... notices 3 days later.

Nash is finally recognized for his brilliance and a cult forms. The Nashians build a compound in the Yukon. They recruit the entire population of Canada, they add a bathroom.

Airhead is arrested for printing 3 dollar bills. Everyone thinks this is queer.

Midnight takes this post seriously and tries to attend the CAVY-En4CR wedding. Picks up Widewing on the way. They drive aimlessly for days before they are taken in by ... Strch, who comforts them with Amway products.

more to come... my crystal balls are aching.

[Mini D]

North Korea will be occupied by Chinese troops by the end of the year.

[Nash]

Originally posted by midnight Target
Nash is finally recognized for his brilliance...

About fricken time!

Bravo on the post... keep your promise of more to come.

[Ike 2K#]

if "trend" continues...

1. US breaks away from UN, New Tensions, new "cold war" too
2. Osama dead
3. Saddam not guilty
4. Scott Peterson will not be executed this year.
5. Russia will slowly revert to "Soviet" style lifestyle under Putin this year/
6. New E.U. members most E. euro countries, Ukraine, and Turkey
7. Republicans, conservatives, and die-hard evangelicals "Strikes Back"; Roe v Wade (410 U.S. 113 ) will be repealed.
8. Social Security reform by Bush/Reps will pass. Your grandmas and grandpops will start whining.
9. pope dies, billions mourn.

[mietla]

Originally posted by Nash
I predict that Kerry takes it all. Aw damn... I suck at this stuff...
 

[spitfiremkv]

Kalifornia breaks from the US and calls itself the 4th Reich under Arnold. He then proceeds to attack the rest of the US.
His army of terminators,barbarians and kindergarden cops is finally halted in Texas by George Bush leading a heroic air attack with the remains of the ANG from the secret air base under Crawford.

[Nefarious]

Originally posted by Hawklore
Somethings gonna happen at the super bowl...

Super Bowl 39, in Jacksonville..

Yep...

Somethings gonna happen alright, a Steeler Superbowl Win.

[NUKE]

I predict Michael Jackson "wig" out in some fantastic manner and then kill himself.

[mechanic]

I predict AH will become an online tea party sim where everyone flies around keeping no less than 2k from anyone else. no guns shall be fired and no bombs dropped. Nobody has a negative k/d.....YAH!!

I predict Elivs comes back from the dead and buys out Macdonalds.

I predict i will finally find Shawk at a lower alt than me and kill him!

I predict that anyone who doesnt invest in lead and canned long life food will not survive when world war 3 kicks off in about 6 months.

I predict my bank balance will hugely improve after i start selling lead in 7 months.

I predict Osama will release a top 10 hit single in the Uk charts derived from a cover of ABBA's 'Waterloo'.

I predict that none of my predictions will come true....




there, im bound to get at least one of these right.

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Ike 2K#
if "trend" continues...

1. US breaks away from UN, New Tensions, new "cold war" too
2. Osama dead
3. Saddam not guilty
4. Scott Peterson will not be executed this year.
5. Russia will slowly revert to "Soviet" style lifestyle under Putin this year/
6. New E.U. members most E. euro countries, Ukraine, and Turkey
7. Republicans, conservatives, and die-hard evangelicals "Strikes Back"; Roe v Wade (410 U.S. 113 ) will be repealed.
8. Social Security reform by Bush/Reps will pass. Your grandmas and grandpops will start whining.
9. pope dies, billions mourn.

Not bad.

All but #7 are plausable

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by mechanic

I predict i will finally find Shawk at a lower alt than me and kill him!
 

I predict you will do it after being called AFK and returning to find yourself deep over enemy territory and low on fuel you turn back and head for your own lines. Going as far as you can go on your remaining fuel you will dive on a base 3 bases back from the front lines to pork whatevr you can just so the flight wasnt a total waste and get SHawk in a vulch as he is taking off

Thats probably the only way anyone is ever gonna find SHwk at a lower alt then they are

[midnight Target]

After his stellar performance as a CheckSix moderator becomes common knowledge Lepaul is promoted to 'crossing guard 2nd class'. All of Maine rejoices.

Funkedup is caught photoshopping the heads of his cuter male students onto pics of SOB's body. He is exiled and can now only teach in Texas.

SOB moves to Texas.

MiniD snaps, paints a big number 53 on his cooper and calls it Herbie. Intel makes him uber nerd. His salary is tripled.

Curval has 6 more children. He buys Vegas vests for them all.

Holden McGroin admits to being the President of the Dixie Chicks fan club. Hank spins.

Nuke melts in Phoenix.  Phoenix hoses down.