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Airhead · « **Reply #15 on:** January 06, 2005, 10:58:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Elfie
The head is still intact. The only visible damage was the left front leg was torn off along with some skin/fur along its belly. (I suspect it died from shock)

Your suggestion might be a bit cruel if a child saw the poster and came looking for his/her pet. At the least I would feel like a major jerk.

That said, your suggestion is funny. Although it is to late to implement it. I put the carcass in the trash and lucky for me 15 minutes later the trashmen came

Sheeesh Elfie, I wonder how long the cat suffered before it died? Accidents happen, but the least you could have done was take responsibility to insure the animal wasn't suffering instead of just running off to work.

When I was about 11 my father cripled my cat by starting his car and he just drove away too- I was left with a mortally wounded cat and no way do dispatch the suffering animal humanely, so I tossed him over the fence into our neighbor's yard because our neighbor raised pitbulls- that cat never even hit the ground.

It was probably the most compassionate thing I've ever done in my life.

Sandman · « **Reply #16 on:** January 06, 2005, 11:05:46 PM »

Cars do not like cats.

Heater · « **Reply #17 on:** January 07, 2005, 03:09:54 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Cars do not like cats.

Got to get one. I hate when cats walk on the car!

Elfie · « **Reply #18 on:** January 07, 2005, 06:52:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
Sheeesh Elfie, I wonder how long the cat suffered before it died? Accidents happen, but the least you could have done was take responsibility to insure the animal wasn't suffering instead of just running off to work.

When I was about 11 my father cripled my cat by starting his car and he just drove away too- I was left with a mortally wounded cat and no way do dispatch the suffering animal humanely, so I tossed him over the fence into our neighbor's yard because our neighbor raised pitbulls- that cat never even hit the ground.

It was probably the most compassionate thing I've ever done in my life.

Airhead, I didnt know the cat was under the hood until I got home from work. By that time it was dead already.

Elfie · « **Reply #19 on:** January 07, 2005, 06:57:28 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger
Before you guys report me to PETA I don't actually condone nore enjoy the killing of innocent kittys. MY WIFE OWNS a cat, I call her "fat prettythang" or "crack head" cause she qualifies for both.

At night she attacks my German shepard and gets the dog to chase her all over the house for sport. My German shepard hasnt caught her yet but I won't bat an eye when she does. It just freaks me out because I think somone is breaking into the house.

Hehe Gunslinger, our dog is to stupid to know when our cat is trying to play with him. He just stands there and looks at her when she trys to play.....hence his nickname......*Dummy*

AWMac · « **Reply #20 on:** January 07, 2005, 07:40:46 AM »

I had a '69 Camero in the early '70s and one wintery morning I started the car. It seemed to run a lil rough so I gunned it a few times and it smoothed right out. Halfway to work with the heater on I noticed a slightly unpleasant smell. Once I got to work I noticed a lil smoke coming from under the hood. So I popped the hood and ewwwwwww....somebody isn't gonna be feeding Fluffy anymore.

Reschke · « **Reply #21 on:** January 07, 2005, 08:46:30 AM »

At my house when I was growing up there were several stray cats that would come and walk on the cars. One afternoon after I had just washed my car this big male cat decides to walk up on my car and hump this female cat up there.

Well lets just say I got pissed and he never made it to climax once that .22 long passed through his skull. For what its worth that female cat never had another litter either since she took the second round in the chest...collateral damage is what I called it. Both were still on the car so I had to clean all the crap off my car but I never had a cat climb on it again.

Curval · « **Reply #22 on:** January 07, 2005, 09:07:54 AM »

Duly reported to PETA.

Elfie...you are in BIG trouble.

indy007 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 07, 2005, 09:13:45 AM »

No cats so far thankfully, but I've seen pictures of a boa constrictor that was wrapped around the engine of a 4runner. The belts tore it up really bad.

tce2506 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 07, 2005, 09:26:22 AM »

What's the best way to drown a baby rock?

Tie it to a cat and throw it in the river.

Bodhi · « **Reply #25 on:** January 07, 2005, 10:07:13 AM »

I hate cats.

My fiancee has one, she calls it "Belle"...

I know it's real name, Satan.

Satan and I got along at first (It's always like that when evil comes into your life). Now, we absolutely hate each other. Both praying for the other to die, (but atleast I am not wanting the little bastages soul).

It started out innocently really. Late one night several months ago, I was walking to the witchen to get a bottle of water in a half drunk stupor, and Satan happened to be in my way on the return trip. Hence Satan received not only my foot on some part of it's anatomy, but it also received the water bottle in another part and a subsequent impromptu bath when the bottle spilled on it's way down.

That was where things turned very sour. Since that day, there has been the porch incident, the shower incident, the trash bag incident, the unintended ski trip, the vaccuum cleaner incident, the steak incident, the flash light incident, the bed incident, and countless other "occurences" that really do not fit into the level of an "incident".

Anyways, I know my days are numbered, Satan secretly plots my demise while I am at work, and it really is starting to bother me when I come home to find the yellow pages open to the industrial chemicals section with a phone lying next to it covered in cat hair. I hold at hope, that one day the bastage will die in it's sleep. (Maybe a couple of aspirins will help it sleep?) Either way, I live in fear of the bastage, and it's constant evil stair.

Ever heard of Resident Evil? Well, it lives with me in Colorado Springs!

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #26 on:** January 07, 2005, 10:41:32 AM »

Bodhi

You should tell us of these incedents?

Bodhi · « **Reply #27 on:** January 07, 2005, 01:49:53 PM »

The shower incident is rather funny.... to me atleast.

Satan was performing some sort of atrocity on a magazine by the edge of the coffee table, and some how or another got startled, jumped back and whacked it's head on the coffee table subsequently spilling the full glass of coke on the coffee table onto itself. I realised that the cat would not do well to ave Coca-Cola all over itself went ahead and tried to bathe the this spawn of evil. Well that did not work so well, and resulted in multiple lacerations to my arms, so, not knowing what next to do, I filled the tub with luke warm water and attempted to dunk it wearing some leather linesman gloves... even more problems ensued... including a ripped shower curtain, ripped shirt, and more lacerations to my chest. I then proceeded to take a partially wet and very pissed Satan to the other glass doored shower and tossed said spawn of evil in and closed the door. I then stood on a stool and turned the water on and directed the stream onto the cat until it looked free of Coca-Cola products. During the ensuing tirade the little bastage unleashed while in the shower, my neighbor heard and called the cops thinking that I had kidnapped someone and was attempting to drwon them in the shower. Needless to say the cops arrived, saw blood on me, and being wet... and anyways a trip to the bathroom ensued and resulted in 4 very amused law enforcement officers. After the washing debacle, I removed a mysteriously subdued Satan from the shower and proceeded to dry it off with multiple towels. Well this was not accomplishing a lot, so... I got out the hair dryer...

Satan and I do not see eye to all at all since that incident, and I remain convinced the little bastage is plotting my demise at this minute.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 07, 2005, 01:57:39 PM »

been there.... damn cats.

Chaos68 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 07, 2005, 03:27:11 PM »

suprised no one posted that picture of the snake that was tore up in the car.