Author Topic: Anyone else ever.... (Read 1176 times)

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #30 on:** January 07, 2005, 03:45:23 PM »

I killed a dog that took a crap on my lawn. It was a golden lab.
-SW

wombatt · « **Reply #31 on:** January 07, 2005, 03:51:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
The shower incident is rather funny.... to me atleast.

Satan was performing some sort of atrocity on a magazine by the edge of the coffee table, and some how or another got startled, jumped back and whacked it's head on the coffee table subsequently spilling the full glass of coke on the coffee table onto itself. I realised that the cat would not do well to ave Coca-Cola all over itself went ahead and tried to bathe the this spawn of evil. Well that did not work so well, and resulted in multiple lacerations to my arms, so, not knowing what next to do, I filled the tub with luke warm water and attempted to dunk it wearing some leather linesman gloves... even more problems ensued... including a ripped shower curtain, ripped shirt, and more lacerations to my chest. I then proceeded to take a partially wet and very pissed Satan to the other glass doored shower and tossed said spawn of evil in and closed the door. I then stood on a stool and turned the water on and directed the stream onto the cat until it looked free of Coca-Cola products. During the ensuing tirade the little bastage unleashed while in the shower, my neighbor heard and called the cops thinking that I had kidnapped someone and was attempting to drwon them in the shower. Needless to say the cops arrived, saw blood on me, and being wet... and anyways a trip to the bathroom ensued and resulted in 4 very amused law enforcement officers. After the washing debacle, I removed a mysteriously subdued Satan from the shower and proceeded to dry it off with multiple towels. Well this was not accomplishing a lot, so... I got out the hair dryer...

Satan and I do not see eye to all at all since that incident, and I remain convinced the little bastage is plotting my demise at this minute.

LOL spawn of evil.

My little angle would never do that

2stony · « **Reply #32 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:00:46 PM »

We were in a camera store one day when a woman came in and said a cat was caught inside her engine. We went outside and looked under the hood and the cat was wedged between the alternator belt and one of the fly wheels. It was still alive, but suffering. We went about a block away to a vet and told him about the cat. He said he wouldn't help it unless we got it loose and brought it in. What an arse. It was actually quite unnerving to see.

wombatt · « **Reply #33 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:02:57 PM »

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Originally posted by 2stony
We were in a camera store one day when a woman came in and said a cat was caught inside her engine. We went outside and looked under the hood and the cat was wedged between the alternator belt and one of the fly wheels. It was still alive, but suffering. We went about a block away to a vet and told him about the cat. He said he wouldn't help it unless we got it loose and brought it in. What an arse. It was actually quite unnerving to see.

Really i mean how hard would it have been for him to come there and put the cat down?
Then you could have used all the force needed to remove the cat without fear of hurting it.

What a lazy putz.

EN4CER · « **Reply #34 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:10:22 PM »

One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.

indy007 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:12:59 PM »

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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.

Uhm... you're not supposed to put paintballs in the freezer... at all.

rpm · « **Reply #36 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:22:25 PM »

Satan must be related to Buddy. I rescued 3 kittens that my nephew found in a cattle trailer brought to their shop for repair. They were destined for the creek, and I needed a mouse trap. They had to be bottle fed, have their butts rubbed with a warm washcloth to poop...all the stuff baby kittens need to survive. Two of the kittens eventually died and that left "Buddy".

When he was about 6 months old his leg got broken when he was playing slalom between my feet at 3am. Two weeks and $400 later he returned from the vet, sans testes. I'm convinced that he holds this against me because I can no longer touch him with out it looking something like this:

EN4CER · « **Reply #37 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:28:16 PM »

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Originally posted by indy007
Uhm... you're not supposed to put paintballs in the freezer... at all.

We always keep paintballs in a cooler during the summer time (1 ice pack only) otherwise they melt and get mushy. He was in charge of training ammo that day and went a little overboard. Couldn't use what he brought - like marbles. Almost had to cancel training. Had to switch to simmunitions and deplete the sim supply $$$$. My training per day budget went up - hehe. 50 sim rounds cost $25 vs. 2000 paintball rounds at $50. We usually go through 500 to 2000 rounds a day if we do simulation training.

wombatt · « **Reply #38 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:34:19 PM »

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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.

I'm afraid your friend would be digging paintballs out of his arse for some time if thats had of been my cat.

EN4CER · « **Reply #39 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:40:10 PM »

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Originally posted by wombatt
I'm afraid your friend would be digging paintballs out of his arse for some time if thats had of been my cat.

hehe - I don't think his neighbors ever found out. I'll have to ask him again.

Creamo · « **Reply #40 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:41:24 PM »

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Originally posted by EN4CER
One of the guys on my tac team had some paintballs that he left too long in the freezer. He was firing them against his fence in his backyard when the neighbors cat appeared. He figured he'd give the cat a good stinging. Needlesss to say - No more neighbors cat.

What state? Aggravated cruelty to animals a felony in some states like New York. Maybe you should put on your wacky swat gear and arrest him.

EN4CER · « **Reply #41 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:47:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
What state? Aggravated cruelty to animals a felony in some states like New York. Maybe you should put on your wacky swat gear and arrest him.

Please - go to the PETA Thread

wombatt · « **Reply #42 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:54:52 PM »

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Please - go to the PETA Thread

Naw man there ain't nothing funny about shooting at domesticated animals.

Now unless this happend when you and your friend were 8-10 years old and did not know any better.

Creamo · « **Reply #43 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:55:18 PM »

You are scarey with all your gay gear on, ok. Please don't be mean to me anymore.

EN4CER · « **Reply #44 on:** January 07, 2005, 04:58:58 PM »

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Originally posted by wombatt
Naw man there ain't nothing funny about shooting at domesticated animals.

Now unless this happend when you and your friend were 8-10 years old and did not know any better.

Never said it was funny - I have a cat myself. Just busting Creamos chops.