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Offline spitfiremkv

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« on: January 06, 2005, 09:47:03 PM »
In public: gave a girl beads in a club, she showed me her tits and, being drunk I proceeded to suck on them and then we made out-all this with over a hundred people around us.
Had problems with keeping my gum in my mouth.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2005, 10:05:06 PM »
Court orders, lawyers  and good taste prevent me from contributing to this thread.

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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2005, 10:47:02 PM »
I used to pay $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2005, 08:21:13 AM by Scherf »
... missions were to be met by the commitment of alerted swarms of fighters, composed of Me 109's and Fw 190's, that were strategically based to protect industrial installations. The inferior capabilities of these fighters against the Mosquitoes made this a hopeless and uneconomical effort. 1.JD KTB

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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2005, 10:56:17 PM »
When I was a kid is when I did all my stupid stuff.

11 or 12, ran and jumped off our roof with my friend who said you can't be hurt if you roll when you land. My younger  brother
Same friend, poured 5 gallons of gas in the middle of the street at night outside his house and lit it.

Same friend, dared each other then each rode our bikes through a moderately busy intersection without looking or stopping.

13 or 14, in trying to imitate Gene Simmons of Kiss, fellow Kiss fanclub members and I in good standing each took a mouthfull of gas, then sprayed it out into a lighter.......flames just like Gene.

lots of other stuff.....sister just called me......gotta go.
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2005, 11:49:36 PM »
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Dont know why but used to always feel the need to fart while in formation while in the army.

It used to infuriate the Drill Sgt's LOL they could never find out who the farting bandit as they call him was so they made all of us do push ups.

I was not well liked and I dont know why.
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ROFLMAO OK ok, if this doesn't convince you that Wombatt isn't MrBlack then nothing will. Fug, I can't stop laughing...

COD, but this is just about the funniest thing I've ever read here. \..it's so funny it must be true.

Sheeesh, my wife is alarmed at my laughing- she just took my half full beer away.

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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2005, 11:50:17 PM »
lol, he deleted it too.

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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2005, 11:53:40 PM »
ROFLMAO THat PROVES it's true- I'd wrestle my wife for my beer back but I'm laughing too hard.

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2005, 12:34:00 AM »
I wouldn't dare tell some of the craziest things I've done. My reputation would suffer.  Nothing illegal mind, just horrifically embarrassing if I got caught as I was nearly once or twice.  I could mention one............err no.  I can't believe some of them myself. :eek: .

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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2005, 12:38:33 AM »
So uh, was it the same thing that happened to my cousin Walter?
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« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2005, 12:50:18 AM »
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I used to play $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.
 back to back $300 bills for my early stages of the addiction. I rationalized by thinking it was equivalent to playing in an arcade:rofl

I was just wondering what made that game seem worth it, I think it was all the fighting.:D  BAAAAZING!


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« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2005, 12:51:03 AM »
on my first solo, I made all the mistakes one can make when doing touch&go's:
bouncing,porpoising,landing without a flare (on all three wheels), taking off with full flaps and taking out all the flaps at once (plane started to settle, but mercifully it started climbing before it hit the runway). plus two aborts.
I was that nervous and excited :)

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« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2005, 12:56:25 AM »
Trying to get some sleep in my POS apartment, maybe 3am on a weeknight. Huge ruckus outside. Some couple were arguing right oustide my window. Drove me nuts as it went on forever, and the chick was crying, he was yelling, all of that.

Put me into a complete rage. I finally dove out of bed, threw open the window and like a regular New Yorker yelled "Knock it off!"

They both stopped, looked up at me, and the boyfreind said "You gotta problem?"

I said "No...?" then I went back to bed.

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« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2005, 01:00:41 AM »
that's the craziest thing you have done? Pus*y!

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« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2005, 01:31:04 AM »
There was this one time, at band camp...

One time, I drove my car down the hallway of my highschool.  Left black tire marks where I spun out the tires.  Inside hallway, btw.  Drove through some maintenance doors that were designed to let a mowing tractor into the courtyard.

Lesse, I once jumped my car off a hill in Eugene Oregon (near 40th & Donald, that should sound familiar to anyone who's lived there) at about 70mph.  Was airborn for at least two seconds.  Might not sound like a lot, but count it off out loud.  Surprised I didn't die.

I built a flamethrower, the one on my webpage, but that's one of those things that OTHER people seem to think is crazier then I do.
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« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2005, 02:18:31 AM »
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I used to play $2 per *hour* to play an online flightsim. That was crazy.


Ditto, at the same time I was paying AU$5/hr for a 32 dialup connection.
Fricken madness!.