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Offline Heater

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« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2005, 02:58:20 AM »
Flushed an (M80) 1/4 stick of dynamite down the toilet on the 2 floor of  the High School building (it exploded over the English class) taking out a 2 foot long section of the sewer line....Never did get caught. they had ideas but could not prove it!.


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« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2005, 03:19:22 AM »
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When I was a kid is when I did all my stupid stuff.

11 or 12, ran and jumped off our roof with my friend who said you can't be hurt if you roll when you land. My younger  brother
Same friend, poured 5 gallons of gas in the middle of the street at night outside his house and lit it.

Same friend, dared each other then each rode our bikes through a moderately busy intersection without looking or stopping.

13 or 14, in trying to imitate Gene Simmons of Kiss, fellow Kiss fanclub members and I in good standing each took a mouthfull of gas, then sprayed it out into a lighter.......flames just like Gene.

lots of other stuff.....sister just called me......gotta go.



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« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2005, 04:16:52 AM »
Don't say "that's all you've done" if you don't post something yourself. :p  

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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2005, 05:39:23 AM »
i think these are in chronological order...

jumping from the top branches of a holly tree with a bin liner as a parachute.

setting fire to a small hay barn by mistake.

 breaking 8 bones in my arms and hands in 2 months(4 seperate hospital trips) whilst playing at being tony hawk.

punching a guy at school and breaking my 5th metacarple.

stealing my mothers car and actively looking for police to be chased by.

smoking too much dope instead of working in collage.

asking my ex-girlfriend if she was interested in movie making

standing up on a sledge going down a steep hill in light snow, falling off at speed resulting in locking two disks and craking a vetebrea in my neck.
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2005, 07:51:26 AM »
Climbed up a radio antennea tower, drank a half pint of Jim Beam at the top and then had severe cramps.  The police werent interested in my cramps.  Just what i was doing clim,bing up radio towers.  I explained, 'Jose Cuervo and 4 budwiesers' and they said 'oh.  Its the tequilla.'   And I said 'yea, this has happened before.'  They let me go with the understanding that I not drink tequilla until i am over 40.

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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2005, 09:30:45 AM »
Started getting sick while on a paintball trip to South Bend, IN. A few delayed flights later, I made it back to Houston. Went to work the next day, left early to head to the doctor. He told me to go to the hospital, so I drove myself down there. A 5 hour wait, appendectomy, and 18 hours of rest later, I shuffled out of the hospital and drove home. I remember being so torn up on demarol that after I was wheeled into the OR, I asked the nurse "Do I need to take my boxers off,"? She looked at me like I was crazy and said yes. I was laughing when I pulled them off and waving them over my head (they were later returned in a hazmat baggie). Then, since I'm terrified of hospitals in general, and decided I didn't want to be there anymore, I had already checked myself out, and was out the front door, before the wheelchair showed up. I was 20 and invincible at the time.

Two weeks later I had my stitches removed, with the instructions that I could play sports again when I felt up to it. So I drove straight over to my friend's house, got into an arguement over the phone with my girlfriend, and broke up with her. I then helped my teammate who had just moved to Houston move into his second story apartment. Then, we hopped in his SUV and immediately drove to Kansas for another 24 hour paintball event. The two of us won Most Valuable Team for our side, and I was awarded the Sportsmanship award from the other team. Drove back to Houston and life continued as normal.
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2005, 10:07:54 AM »
Just last week I ran with scissors.

Then there was the time I went on a drinking binge with Teddy Kennedy in Florida and woke up three days later in a cheap New Orleans potatohouse.
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2005, 12:25:41 PM »
Dunno about crazy, but I know about dumb.

Three weekends ago. 4m/s winds, beautiful weather.  Our little Cessna-182 liked the cold quite well and climbed like a dream.

Jump number 6 of the day. Forgot helmet. No biggie, cold for the ears. Forgot altimeter. Hm, will track away when the others do. No goggles? F*ck it, I'll be in head down all the time anyway.

Jump was uneventful.

Then on landing I decide to do a nice aggressive 180 degree front riser turn. Works beautifully too. Unfortunately, I've turned the wind socket around in my head, and the swoop is directly downwind.

I figure I got time to just let it fly. I would, except a mountain of earth has been erected where our swoop pond has been built, which is about 50 meters in front of me.

*SMACK*.

Now I feel sorry for myself, having broken several ribs :/. My only consolation is the rather nice pain killers I've gotten  :D .

The thing is on video (first thing the others said was not "you ok" but "did someone get that on tape?) and I'll have it uploaded at a site soon - as an example of stupidity :)

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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2005, 09:27:18 AM »
i decided that during the election that i wanted to try to be as non-biased as i could be.  i had always voted republican but i was having a hard time justifying a vote for bush.   so i decided that i would go and watch him speak in a nearby community.

i managed to get way closer than my pass would allow for and ended up being maybe 25 ft away from him as he spoke.

behind him, jeb and john mccain (whom i may never forgive for caving) and a host of temporary republican celebs.

i listened, trying to guage the man as a person, asking myself whether i trusted his sincerity...his policies, his vision.

then he made a joke of the patriot act.

instantly, and instinctively, i raised my hand straight up.

(i suddenly had a very important question)

he looked straight at me and stumbled in his speech.  mccain and jeb looked right at me, it almost seemed a few seconds before he realized that it wasnt question time and kept on speaking, avoiding any eye contact with the area of the crowd i was in for the rest of his time at the podium.


i stood there for the rest of the speech with my hand raised.  (probably a good 15-20 more minutes at least)  (arm started falling asleep but never waivered.)

i hadnt planned it.  

i just felt like at the time, it was the right thing to do.

needless to say, he didnt answer my question.  

he lost my vote that day.

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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2005, 09:36:08 AM »
lol 88, nothing like scorning a politian to liven up your day :)
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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2005, 04:08:09 PM »
one of the things that i remember about that day was the looks on peoples faces when they left the rally.  

they looked expressionless.    i found that rather odd.

it may have been the rain.
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Offline spitfiremkv

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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2005, 05:23:21 PM »
hey did you see that kid that made faces behind Bush at a rally?
he even appeared on a talk show.
I bet the Secret Service (funy, never realized that its acronym is SS) has his info on file and will never let him get within a mile of the president, ever again.

Offline Lizking

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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2005, 05:27:08 PM »
Political rallies don't usually have Q&A sessions.  What did you want him to do, stop his speech and answer your question?  Wouldn't that tend to make giving  stump speeches a bit problematical?

Sounds like you are a spoiled little brat, used to having your mama wipe your bellybutton for you.

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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2005, 06:14:50 PM »
you speak from experience?  

no, i didnt expect him to answer my question , though i certainly thought it was a damned important one that needed and still needs to be asked.  

perhaps you missed the metaphor.

i cant help you with that.  sorry.

that said, lets not hijack this fine post.  ill be happy to repond in a brand new spanky clean one if youd like.

mwa.

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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2005, 10:09:18 PM »
I just remembered one pretty stupid thing.

Was 24 or so..playing touch football at the park, got pushed at full speed into a metal goal post....runing head long towards it, I had to throw my leg out in the air as a counter-balance to avoid a head shot which probably would have killed me.

My leg hit and HURT. I could hardly walk.....so I played the rest of the game as a gimpy QB.

Next day, I had to push start my 750 ltd ( I always had to push start it actually...dead battery, poor and all) and I hobbled down the street and launched off my hurt leg......it snapped.

Day 3, full cast from foot to hip.

Day 4, learn to ride my bike ( new battery) with left leg in full cast.

Day 5, leg feeling pretty good. Convinved my dad to help me cut the fuggin cast off. Cut cast down middle, cracked it off......INSTANT PAIN. My leg felt just as broke as it actually was.

Amazingly, I never had another cast made and my leg healed on it's own. I just hopped around on one leg for about 6 weeks.

Wow, that was a long story :D