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« Reply #60 on: January 10, 2005, 03:56:04 PM »
Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?

Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?
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« Reply #61 on: January 10, 2005, 04:12:35 PM »
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I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?

This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.



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LMAO!
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I'm telling you he's messing with us.
Either that or he was so drunk on the flight he dreamt the whole thing.

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« Reply #62 on: January 10, 2005, 04:17:50 PM »
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Climbed up a radio antennea tower, drank a half pint of Jim Beam at the top and then had severe cramps.  The police werent interested in my cramps.  Just what i was doing clim,bing up radio towers.  I explained, 'Jose Cuervo and 4 budwiesers' and they said 'oh.  Its the tequilla.'   And I said 'yea, this has happened before.'  They let me go with the understanding that I not drink tequilla until i am over 40.


Same dumb thing as I did whitehawk. But this tower was 806 feet tall. (and no cops)

Did it at night because i was (emphasis on "was"...wasnt afraid after that) afraid of heights.  And was fully liquored up of course.

Took me and a friend i think 2 and a half hours. Worst part was on the way down, we took some of those red globes from the lights that warn aircraft to avoid the tower.

I was wearing regular US combat pants with a globe in each quad pocket and one in the back.

Friend was about 50 feet below me climbing down the ladder.

The one globe fell out of my back pocket and missed his head by inches.. and we were still at about 600 feet up. Woulda knocked him out cold.

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« Reply #63 on: January 10, 2005, 04:34:53 PM »
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Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?

Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?


Nice try with the trick questions, Toad. Every airplane I've seen has slider windows, not rollup OR electric.

And sunroofs over first class seats??? LMAO C'mon Toad, the only guys who have a sunroof are the pilot and co-pilot.

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« Reply #64 on: January 10, 2005, 04:38:16 PM »
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The aircraft emergency exits open inwards correct?


No, not all do. Some swing out and are hinged, not a plug.

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« Reply #65 on: January 10, 2005, 07:46:53 PM »
i once climbed a cliff of about 20meters with nothing but my hands and feet




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« Reply #66 on: January 10, 2005, 07:59:26 PM »
Dang, did you see any Gorn up there?
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« Reply #67 on: January 10, 2005, 08:31:18 PM »
whats a gorn? :o

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« Reply #68 on: January 10, 2005, 08:34:52 PM »
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Tell me Nuke..... do 747's still have the old crank type windows or did the one you were on have the newer electric ones?

Did yours have the sunroof option over the first class seats?


gosh Toad, I was kidding.......   ;)

I thought it was pretty funny.

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The next day I went to the mall and bought a model of a 747. I made the model, painted it like the plane I was on ( missing door too) and hung it from my ceiling.


I thought this was good.

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« Reply #69 on: January 10, 2005, 08:38:05 PM »
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Wow.
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« Reply #70 on: January 10, 2005, 08:45:08 PM »
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gosh Toad, I was kidding.......   ;)

I thought it was pretty funny.



I thought this was good.



Stick to running with scissors, your humour sucks.



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« Reply #71 on: January 10, 2005, 09:15:31 PM »
Say, has anyone else noticed my new, gay stalker?

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« Reply #72 on: January 10, 2005, 09:36:57 PM »
Oh My God NUKE! I'm not stalking you...all I said is that it'd be great if you took me for a ride on a bumpy road on your motorcycle, is all. And now I'm a STALKER???

You make me feel weird.

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« Reply #73 on: January 10, 2005, 09:42:05 PM »
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Originally posted by Gixer
I haven't even seen a 172 with a wind down window let alone a 747 LMAO. Sure your not mistaking this story for a car when you were a kid or drunk and kicked the family dogs out for a laugh?

This post is getting more hilarious all the time, cripes it could even become a classic like Voss and his exploits.



....-Gixer


lol, what a dipchit you are. Airplanes are not the only things that easily fly over your head.

Out of 7 posts you have made in this thread, 6 are directed at me. And you advised that I get a life? I advise you find some other handsome man  to ask"how old are you ?" on  some gay BB if you are looking for some action.
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« Reply #74 on: January 10, 2005, 10:08:18 PM »
haha, YOU make the retarded post, half-defend it, eventually call it humor, and now you call them dipshits?
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