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Offline loser

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« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2005, 10:28:17 AM »
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The first 2 years I was married I had ICQ running all the time with sound enabled.

So I'd be taking a break from the puter, sitting with my wife & ICQ would go off in the other room. Yeuuehew!

Wife stops dead, looks over her shoulder, pins me with "The" look.

"Your ***** in the other room is calling"

Yeah, wife ack big time.

So I dumped ICQ,  quite flying "Quite" so much when she was around.  Didn't hurt any when I'd get calls from these guys named "Daddog" Ozark, Teerex" etc.

So now she realises its not just a game, and a few friends. Its a way of life, and a lot of brothers. She's seen the way the Mongrels support those in need.

No more wife ack. (although she will come rape me now & then while I'm in the TA just for old times sake.)

But Fri nights when I fly with the squad its hands off, lock the doors, phone off the hook and do NOT go into the office.

Life is good  :)


Always wondered ghosth, what did she say when i showed up on my way back from Indy and asked for you by your AH handle cause I didnt know your name.
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2005, 10:43:14 AM »
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Always wondered ghosth, what did she say when i showed up on my way back from Indy and asked for you by your AH handle cause I didnt know your name.


lol..What did she say?

:)
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2005, 10:43:21 AM »
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With the emphasis on "at the bar"

Couldnt possibly be the drinking:D

LOL that's the kicker
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Offline loser

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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2005, 01:15:38 PM »
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lol..What did she say?

:)


Well i didnt think about the whole deal before hand...i just figured ghosth would answer the door.  

So to answer your question, she said "what?" and then we kinda stared at each other..then i said "I'm from Canada" then i ran away.
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Offline SirLoin

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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2005, 02:39:36 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2005, 10:40:48 PM »
Hmmm, no wife ack for me but I get shot down all the time....  ...then I leave the singles club, come home, and play AH!:lol
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« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2005, 07:15:20 AM »
ROFLMAO

Well that brings a big belly laugh to lighten my morning!

Dunno Loser, you must have caught her cleaning or something. Ussually she doesn't say a word if you call & ask for ghosth.

All she actually said was that "Loser from Canada" stopped by to say hi. I asked her, "he didn't stay?? She said no he left right away"  I always wondered where the "from canada" part came from. As we hadn't talked about where you were from that I could remember at all.  Now of course everything is explained!

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Offline streetstang

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« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2005, 07:37:29 AM »
lol Loser!
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« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2005, 03:17:44 AM »
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It's simple really
 Just remind her if you did'nt have AH, you'd be down at the bar drinking:D


I use a simpler one for my GF... I tell her I could be at the strip club getting a lap dance instead of playing AH.

She got to where she wanted to 'talk' at 8:45 every Saturday night I started wanting to 'talk' during CSI... problem solved
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« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2005, 05:39:59 AM »
Never experienced much womack, saw more lingerie than usual tho. Made the fatal error of showing mine how entertaining internet gaming could be. Then about a week later i had to buy a another system, so i could get on-line again.

Women and the internet by far are worse than men.
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« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2005, 07:56:18 AM »
My Wife doesn't mind that I play but, she does have the habbit of making strafing cheek kiss runs on me at the most inoportune times. Right in the middle of a furball or bombing run for example.


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« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2005, 03:39:21 PM »
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she does have the habbit of making strafing cheek kiss runs on me at the most inoportune times



     My wife does the same thing, but it's usually her bare tits that she's sticking in my face.

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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2005, 08:11:07 AM »
then i said "I'm from Canada" then i ran away.


:rofl
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