Beet,
sorry bud but what numpty wrote that wall of bollocks?
"The British police seem to me to have given up altogether on low-level crime"
Rubbish.
The Filth in this country (note for Yanks, Flith = nuther word for Pigs.....at least I capitalise it) are there every time I wanna travel at 5mph over the limit with their condescending looks and the breathalyser equipment but when my bike gets stolen it's "fill out a report and hope your insurance co pays up".
I'll tell you what's wrong with the Rozzers in this country (note for Yanks, Rozzers = yet another word for the Filth), it's that they're mostly recruited from ex-forces meatheads and then told that their carreer depends on their performance. I've yet to meet a young Copper (note for Yanks, yeah you guessed it) who wouldn't take advantage of an opportunity to get an arrest on his record, hence the bastards (note for Yanks.....oh you probably get that one anyway) look for and chase after the easy ones, anything that requires a bit of thought or effort is beyond them.
My Mother got arrested once. Wanna know what for? She bought a fax machine at a car boot sale and it turned out to be stolen. My Mother has never intentionally committed a crime in her life and is too honest to run away. They kept her (a woman in her 50s at the time and not in good health) in the cells for 4 hours before an interrogation session lasting another 6.
The British Police are lazy, cynical and just looking for the next easy arrest so they can finally make detective.
Wanna know how I came to this conclusion?
Cos when I was young and stupid I thought I wanted to be one of them.....so I joined the Special Constabulary. I've seen what goes on from the inside and now have absolutely zero respect for any of em.
And may I also add: 7 minutes of paperword per arrest? Aw, poor babies. Maybe if they learned joined up writing it'd come down to 5 minutes.

As for the crime rate, blame the liberal numpties who send repeat offenders on safari.
